Ghetto pens



A photo of a metal pen that resembles a quill with a fake feather on it, on a sheet of paper with incomprehensible writing and ink spilled on it.

DJ Hadoken has this to say:

I went to Driver’s Ed last night. There was some lamester teacher acting as our sub.

He “claims” he actually teaches day-school at our school, and that he’s been doing it for three years. I’ve never seen him. That’s the kind of stuff I hate. Lamester Driver’s Ed teachers at night-school claiming they work day-school at the same place.

When I’m president, I’ll make sure I pass a law to make it illegal for lamester teachers to teach Driver’s Ed at night.

Oh yeah, DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon tried to borrow a pen, but the lamester teacher gave him a ghetto pen, with ghetto powers. I hate that too.

I’ll make sure I make an amendment to my law saying, “Lamester night-school Driver’s Ed teachers cannot have ghetto pens, under punishment of dastardly deed.”

Screw that, I’ll just make it a typo on purpose, so it says, “Lamester night-school Driver’s Ed teachers cannot have ghetto pen*s, under punishment of dastardly deed.”

And when the congress is like, “Yo, Mr. President DJ Hadoken, you made a typo on your law,” I’ll be like, “That’s right, it should say ’pen’s’.” And they’ll be like, “That still doesn’t make sense,” And I’ll be like, “I declare, shut the hell up.”

And then I’ll pass a law to get that lamester congress kicked out of office.

Yeah, that’s what I’ll do.

So, next time you vote, make sure you vote for HADOKEN 2004, and not for that lamester rival Total Bore. Hey, that rhymes. I think I’ll make that my campaign slogan.

I mean rap song.

Peace out, my bohemian homies.


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DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon responds with this:
I have been infected by those damn lamester ghetto powers from that lamester ghetto pen. I’ll make sure to vote HADOKEN 2004. ’Cuz I don’t want no more ghetto pens. That’s the way it is, DJ Hadoken! That lamester better watch out because I might poke him in the neck like I did to Pompeo.

Lataz ’ma beeyatchezzz!

We won’t be using ’lamester’ for a few days, we’ve exceeded our maximum allotment.


DJ Hadoken responds:
Thanks, DJ Benvenuto, I’m glad to know that there’s someone out there willing to poke people in the neck Benvenuto-Cellini-style in order to rid the world of ghetto pens.

Peace out. Yo.


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