Taiwan Sensei's Letter



A black and white photo of a man in a samurai outfit.

DJ Hadoken has this to say:

Now that my partner in chaos has spoken, I’d like to add a few more details.

First off, at Driver’s Ed, DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon and I took the liberty during break to move about six garbage cans and place them in a more suitable location. Namely under a tree. We have pictures by the way.

It’s so convenient now. There is a lot less litter by where we eat. It’s so great. We no longer have the necessity to hurl our garbage onto the roof of the school. But we still do anyways. Go figure.

Furthermore, the following day, which was... yesterday in fact, “Pretty Boy” (the vice principal) caught a couple of kids skipping our Japanese teacher, Taiwan Sensei (the Grenade-Throwing Japanese Language Instructor from Taiwan)’s class.

Pretty Boy was upset at this and he began to tell our class: “I’m telling you now that only one student can leave the classroom with-”

Then Taiwan Sensei cut him off, and I quote:

“Okay, shut up, get out.”

Pretty Boy was offended. Then ensued a quarrel, resulting in our teacher winning and Pretty Boy running out of the classroom like a lamester.

Well, on his way out, he did say, “This isn’t the last you’ve heard of me, NINJA TURTLES!” Okay, actually he said, “Taiwan Sensei” but Ninja Turtles sounds so much better.

To make a long story short, I took the opportunity to take pictures of Taiwan Sensei’s final day and of his handwritten letter.

Oh yes, he left us a handwritten letter.

In his letter, Taiwan Sensei vowed to us that he would dastardly deed Pretty Boy:

“He call me to office. I quit. I dastardly deed him.”

Of course, the handwritten letter made us laugh.

But now on to our anger.

What does this have to do with the garbage cans?

Well, I’m sure Pretty Boy was not too thrilled to find six garbage cans located conveniently under a tree.

We will teach Pretty Boy what’s what. We will shove him into those garbage cans and roof him.

That’s right.

Well, maybe we won’t do that (because we don’t want to wind up in the slammer).

But Pretty Boy shall forever be the sworn enemy of RIA.

That’s all.


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