DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon has this to say:
Hello, all you RIAOPIANS!!!
Well, today was another typical RIA day.
Last night, at night school, me and DJ Hadoken flipped a bench over. That bench happened to be the GHETTO PUNKS’ bench.
So, this morning two of them flipped it back over and just sat there like normal. But little do they know what we have in store for them......
BENCH WAR has been declared!
RIA doesn’t pull any punches. We’ll go CRAZY DICTATOR on their rear-ends.
In other news, today during lunch we had another typical West Side Story Re-enactment.
Or so it seemed.
The SHARKS went “CRAZY!” and the JETS went “COOL!”
The ritualistic, primal ballet began and surprisingly enough the GHETTO PUNKS did not interfere by their usual throwing of foreign objects.
Now, that doesn’t seem like anything out of the ordinary, but all of a sudden about halfway through WSS (West Side Story) a mysterious person known only to us as HULK SMASH enters the arena and smashes directly into poor old unsuspecting DJ Fuji the Man Scout!!!
Needless to say we were quite shocked at such a sudden act of ruthless violence. But like true WSS re-enactors the show must go on.
I can’t say for sure but I do know that Hulk Smash did a bit more smashing (I believe Super Fly the Wise Guy got smashed. I got away, heh.) before he left. Let me say that HULK SMASH was quite hulkish. In other words....... BIG.
As HULK SMASH was departing we started cheering because RIA appreciates good pretend violence and this was pretty damn good pretend violence.
HULK SMASH was quite confused by this reaction but he let us take his picture and he’ll soon be inducted into The Poss.
See people, if you want to get into The Poss you’ve got to stand out. You can’t just be run of the mill GHETTO PUNK or HOOCHIE-MAMMA.
You don’t have to do something violent like HULK SMASH there but just as long as you impress or amuse us you can be in The Poss.
Now, anybody can be a RIAOPIAN. Just come by RIAOPIA (look for the bench covered in the ANCIENTS’ BLOOD in the middle of the wasteland with no grass) and you’ll be initiated.
Then you can be a RIAOPIAN!
Simple as that kiddos.
Not much else notable happened today. Or at least that I remember.
So remember, if you see Pretty Boy, punch him in the stomach!
But don’t blame RIA!
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