One Shots
A RIA Adventure
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| DJ Hadoken and DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon throwing Hadoken Level 4s at the school. |
That poor building didn’t even see it coming...
Nor did that guy walking back there.
He probably was like,
“Woah, I bet that building never expected a couple of Hadoken Level 4s to hit it so suddenly.”
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| The General and Super Fly the Wise Guy about to cause mayhem with a Branch of Doom. |
They realized that the Hadoken Level 4s had weakened the dilapidated building to a point where it pleaded for someone to cause mayhem with and only with a Branch of Doom (not with some sissy regular branch).
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| DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon performing a strategic roofing on the school. |
One can observe as he unleashes an Aluminum Ball of Fury at the dilapidated building.
The roof does not stand a chance.
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| DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon and Super Fly the Wise Guy at a jam session we had just before the Islands of Adventure trip. |
DJ Benny stayed up TWENTY-FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT.
That’s right.
It may not sound like much to you coffee freaks, but to a DJ Benvenuto, it means red eyes.
Very red eyes.
Very wired. Wired.
But was it really contemplation?
Or was it too much meat lover’s pizza?
Only DJ Fuji will know, and that’s the way we want it to be.
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| DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon being irradiated by a phone set on Brain Cancer mode. |
Cell phones are evil. Don’t use them.
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| A typical hard day of work in Japanese class. |
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| A Ploid. Plain and simple. |
If you have one of these, please give them to RIAfunk.
They will be pleased if you do.
And everyone knows that RIAfunk does something crazy when pleased with Ploids.
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| Yes, the legendary Hadoken Level “Unattainable”. |
Practice as much as you can, but you will never be as hardcore as Taiwan Sensei (the Grenade-Throwing Japanese Language Instructor from Taiwan).
Yep.
Pretty Boy must’ve gotten a few of those in the stomach.
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| What’s wrong with DJ Benvenuto? |
Could it be heartworms or those nasty ear mites?
Maybe even a well executed “rib rip”?
Nope.
That’s him after hearing what happened to Taiwan Sensei.
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| Yep, it’s exactly what you think it is. |
Some punk going through book bags trying to find his “wacky substance fix”.
It seems that after Baldo got fired, the school’s supply of wackiness drastically went down...
Coincidence? I think not!
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| That’s The Bush. THAT HIDES ALL. Hiding several trash cans. |
The janitors didn’t find them for about a week.
Those janitors must’ve been thinking, “Damn those kids and their Religion too!”
Notice:
No trash cans were hurt in the making of this one shot....
Until they got kicked over by DJ Benvenuto.
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