DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon has this to say:
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I don’t have much to say about today other than The Ghetto Rockers...
CHAINED THEIR OWN BENCH
OUT OF FEAR
OUT OF FEAR
HA!!!!
I scoff at their pitiful attempt to outwit the THE BENCH MASTERS.
We have so many things in plan for that bench that they’ll probably end up crying out of frustration. Crying before the month is over.
Later in the day we flipped our own bench just to mess with their minds!
They must’ve wondered what the hell we were thinking.
Well, I know what I was thinking:
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!”
Appropriate thoughts for a moment of savage bench violence. Wouldn’t you think?
That’s all that happened today but let’s travel back in time to yesterday when I acquired a spiffy new CROWBAR!
’Twas yesterday afternoon.
I was in class along with DinoGirl. It was a boring 5th period like always, when all of a sudden something happened that caught my eye.
A kid had a CROWBAR in his hand. But not just any CROWBAR. A CROWBAR of the type that RIA has bushed!!
So the kid went and told the teacher, “Miss! Look! This broke off of my desk!”
And the teacher replied, “Just throw it in the trash can because this school sucks and I just don’t care!”
Meanwhile, I plotted to get that CROWBAR for RIA!!!
The bell rang and everybody started to leave the room but me and DinoGirl walked a little slower than the rest.
I looked at the trash can and I looked at the teacher.... she wasn’t looking.
DinoGirl whispered, “Take it!” I whispered back, “Should I?”
And then all she did was lift it slowly from the trash can and that’s all the encouragement I needed!
I swiped it from her hand and we were off like the wind...
CARRYING A CROWBAR OF COURSE!!!
DinoGirl followed behind while I proudly flailed that CROWBAR in the air. Once we arrived at the field we crossed paths with some GHETTO PUNKS (not the Ghetto Punks that we steal the bench from but some other ones) and one said to another, “Hey, look at that homey!” (referring to me).
Me and DinoGirl obviously overheard them but we just shrugged it off and then we arrived at the place..... the place to BUSH THE CROWBAR!!!!
The crowbar was saved from a dreadful fate and now it’s making new friends.
Now we have THREE CROWBARS and they all live peacefully in the RIAOPIAN jungle we call THE BUSH!!
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