The WSS:
West Side Story RIAnactment
It’s 12:15!
Possibly the most important obligation to a follower of RIAopiaism is the daily West Side Story Re-enactment.
Every day at a quarter past noon (12:15), followers and DJs alike wield Edalb Hctiws RIAs and dastardly deed each other into submission.
Before the bath of red-liquid-imaginings begins, one must first say “crazy”!
One must also say “cool”!
One must then.. say “crazy” again!
Then, to emphasize the fact that
a massive amount of red-liquid-imaginings is about to be spilled,
one must say “cool” once again!
The following event is brought about
in reaction towards the previous “cool”
and culminating into yet another “crazy”!
in reaction towards the previous “cool”
and culminating into yet another “crazy”!
Of course, everyone knows that West Side Story
consists of the rivalry between the Jets and Sharks.
consists of the rivalry between the Jets and Sharks.
So, just to imply that the Jets aren’t
going to put up with any sort of “crazy”-ness,
they retaliate with another “cool”!
going to put up with any sort of “crazy”-ness,
they retaliate with another “cool”!
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The General got a little mixed up between his edalb hctiws RIA and his “safety” scissors.
Oh well, no big deal...
At least not for the Jets!
HAHAHA!
And then they all dastardly deed each other!
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
*SLIT* *OW*
Dastardly deeding continues:
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
*SLIT*
*OW* *OW* *OW*
*SLIT* *BAM* *OW*
*DON’T DO THAT*
*LUNGE* *POKE*
*PRESS BIG RED BUTTON ENCASED IN GLASS*
*LUNGE* LUNGE* *LUNGE*
*DASTARDLY DEED*
The onlookers pee in their pants as they observe the massive amount of
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
*SLIT* *SLIT* *SLIT*
THE FIRST HAS FALLEN
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
*DIRTY DEED* *DIRTY DEED*
*DIRTY DEED*
*NIBBLE*
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In the midst of it all, DJ Skittles manages to drag
Super Fly the Wise Guy away to the bush,
while a dastardly deal seems to be going on in the foreground.
Super Fly the Wise Guy away to the bush,
while a dastardly deal seems to be going on in the foreground.
*BAM*
*BUY COTTON CANDY?*
*GET SUGAR INDUCED IMAGININGS*
*SOME MORE BAM*
*ADD SOME SLIT FOR GOOD MEASURE*
I’m a lamester!
*UUUUGHHH*
I don’t care.
Check next slide to see if I care.
THE PAIN! THE AGONY!
Watch as DJ Hadoken holds his crotch in pain.
Yes, that is where his crotch is.
The better to please you ladies with.
Yep, lookin’ pretty.
Always gotta look your best,
even when you’re being used as a human battering ram.
even when you’re being used as a human battering ram.
*BAM* *KRAKOW* *BIF*
*BRACHOW* *BOOM*
DARKNESS... PAIN...
Will it all come to an end?
The heroes have fallen.
Time to pull out some dastardly imaginings and go
“GHETTO STYLE!”
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Like I said, gotta look pretty.
Even when you’ve just been poked by air imaginings over 20 times...
The legacy lives on every day
at a quarter past noon.
If you get in the way
you leak red-liquid-imaginings,
SUCKA!
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