DJ Wang has some knowledge to drop on you:
Yesterday was a special occasion at Guy the Manager’s house.
Well, only DJ Hadoken, DJ Real, some stranger guy, and myself went. No one else. I’m looking at the rest of you DJ’s...
Well, only DJ Benvenuto has an excuse that I know of. He has to bust his hump dispensing books to the ignorant public.
“Is this a good book?” they ask him.
“Yeah. It is,” he replies. “If you like to be bored out of your skull.”
They actually stop and think about this for a while. Then they say, “Yes, I do want this book,” and then DJ Benvenuto leads them over to the escalator. He takes their book and then pushes them down.
Those idiots walk back up and ask what went wrong. “My hand slipped,” he replies and then he pushes them down again.
We once had a betting pool to see how long it would take before this guy either died / complained to the supervisor. Neither of us won because the guy he pushed picked up so much speed he shoulder rolled out the window into traffic.
Well, back to Guy the Manager (the business teacher guy just walked up to me and asked if I was done yet... hah! I laugh at the puny work load I get. He actually told me as I was typing this, “Stop typing your email.” Right, I care so much about what I send to people I type it in html just for the hell of it).
Anyway, Guy the Manager had a BBQ and he bought enough meat to feed a small country but only four people were there to eat. So sad... we had to take all that food and donate it to the garbage can.
I am just joking. RIA is very serious about wasting food.
Millions of people are starving and you just throw food away. Neither of you are benefiting from it. So what I suggest is to take the food you aren’t going to eat and walk on down to your local parking garage and heave it at cars. Sports cars with open roofs are preferred. While you are doing this take a couple pictures and send it to some starving kid. That way at least you will both get a good laugh later on.
Sorry to cut this short people the bell for
my next class is going to ring. I’ll finish later.
Ok I’m back at home. No more of that sissy business class stuff anymore.
After we ate we wandered down Guy the Manager’s ghetto-fabulous neighborhood.
Let me tell you this. There are so many ways to die... I tried a couple on DJ Hadoken.
I pushed him into oncoming traffic. I thought it would slow it down for Guy the Manager and myself to cross. But instead, we remained stuck in the middle of the street for like five minutes.
I called out for Hulk Smash to come and rescue us... but alas he did not come to our aid. He was probably out uprooting trees or stealing some kid’s DDR money.
Well, we finally got across the street and we ran into a large amount of liquor bottles and condoms. I concluded that after seeing a movie, people get drunk and have sex in the dumpsters behind the theater.
We went inside the theater to play some video games because we needed a break from having been playing computer games for the last 5 hours. We decided to play DJ Fuji’s favorite game, Time Crisis.
Then we moved on to Marvel vs. Capcom. It was ultra ghetto-fabulous. You couldn’t move right and the entire panel shook if you tried to do anything.
And that was the end of a typical day at Guy the Manager’s house.
Maybe we can go to DJ Benvenuto’s next.
I hear he has a bunch of cocky lawn gnomes that need some lessons in respect.
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