DJ Wang received an important note from a messenger Ostrich:
Haha, back in business class.
“Today we are going to have a ‘relax day’,” so says the teacher.
Please, if I can update The Funk every time then every day is a “relax day”.
And now to address the strange sighting on yesterday’s Funk.
So I was correct in my assumption.
You were Meta-Guy and not our normal Guy the Manager. I could tell. It was very subtle but noticeable to the trained eye of a RIA DJ.
For instance, as you walked you let out a small sound of circuits humming. Number two, you referred to everyone as inferior humans. And number three, possibly the most noticeable of them all... was when you picked up a bench and threw it like a discus towards a nearby blind man in a wheelchair.
Well, bad news... I am not as white as I thought (DDR goes to prove that) because I was not chosen to go on the Racially Balanced Field Trip to who knows where. It was probably to Hialeah or something. And I don’t know about you people, but I don’t need to be dodging bullets at 8:00 am in the morning. After all I don’t have a robotic counter part... yet.
WANG-A-TRON 5000. That makes the past 4,999 models inefficient and useless.
Perhaps I’ll enslave it for simple tasks like rotating my house so that the window faces the street.
I will begin construction of him immediately. I wonder if I can dash out to RadioShack during chemistry class... they got good cybernetic supplies. They are a lot better than the gas station.
I just thought of something. Way back when trains were first invented they were really useful for the world. But then I realized that what about the first person who got hit by a train?
I look at it this way. For millions of years there are no trains and once there is one someone gets hit by it. I think that guy should be in the history books. It would be interesting to hear about his life, his ambitions, the family he left behind and so forth.
Now that is the stuff history is made of. Not important dates or who did what. It’s about people getting hit by trains and possibly monster trucks.
Damn. It’s reading time. Business guy is all into this reading stuff.
Maybe he is going to marry a book.
As usual I’ll finish this up at home.
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