DJ Wang has some knowledge to drop on you:
Well I’m back in business class and I’m wearing my official “Business Lackey” suit. If you see me today you know what I’m talking about.
Kudos on the commandeering of a new crowbar, DJ Benvenuto. RIA always needs more weaponry.
It’s hilarious how we are playing whack-a-mole with the Ghetto Punks’ minds. We totally one-upped them yesterday. We flipped our own bench.
Well right now, business guy (Mr. I, the business guy) is talking about some kind of field trip. He says he needs 20 of his "best" students. Then he mentions that he needs a "cross section" (which is the wrong word to use) of all races and ethnic groups.
Since I’m the only white guy in the whole business program my going on the field trip is pretty much 100%. Go Canadians!
Right now he is talking to like 6 students from the other ethnic groups. My number should be coming up soon, because like I mentioned I’m the only white guy. F.Y.I. I don’t support racism. I support jokes and comedy and pretending.
Pretending is always fun. I remember a long time ago last week I pretended that I was a cosmonaut. I was on a mission for Moscow and as I was about to claim Mars for Russia that robot from Lost in Space came in and kicked me and flailed his limbs wildly.
Hmmm... it’s been 10 minutes since he announced this Racially Balanced Field Trip thingy and my name hasn’t been called. Could there be another Jedi? No wait, wrong, that’s way off. What I meant to say was another white guy with better grades than I? One white guy isn’t enough to balance the equation in this class anyway. I’ll ask DJ Hadoken. He is taking Pre-Calculus. He knows about Sine, Cosine, and Tangent.
This is why I update in business class. Always something new going on. Like the field trip or being yelled at for typing an email when in actuality it’s this web page.
I have doubts about this teacher’s credentials. I think they just hauled him off the street, gave him a sandwich and dressed him in a tie and jacket. He tries to act all ghetto-fabulous when it is obvious that he is just a POSER.
This may be a bit premature, but so far the standing vote goes for RIA to migrate to the other side of the school and turn yet another green area into deserted wasteland.
It’s actually an exciting process. We may also get some followers in the process. Once we reach 300 followers we can legally start a religion. I think this is the first time RIA will do anything legally.
After we get our religion permit we will then buy the church outside of DJ Hadoken’s house and of course it will be tax free because it’s a place of worship.
I look into these things people. Basically, it will be like a hang out with illegal activities going down in the basement. If anyone asks we’ll just tell them The Ancients told us to.
GOTTA GO TO CHEMISTRY CLASS!
Back! Haha, silly school why must you waste my time?
Remember how DJ Benvenuto informed you of those Ghetto Rockers chaining their bench up?
Well, guess what?
Their little wussy BIKE CHAIN didn’t hold against BOLT CUTTERS! That’s right that bench is free moving once again and guess where it’s going? That’s right, wherever the hell we feel like moving it.
SO, I had an interesting conversation with the FIREMONKEY.
He said that a kid was peeking in his window as he was trying to relieve himself in the head (that’s sailor talk for toilet: head = toilet. You can learn a lot from the back of a Mrs. Paul’s Fish Sticks Box. Mrs.? She is probably divorced... Mr. Paul was probably fooling around with that Gordon’s Fisherman or maybe Betty Crocker).
Firemonkey said that he quickly closed the shade, went outside and winged that kid in the head with a flat stone and apparently got lucky because it skipped off the kid’s head and jumped three times in the lake. That’s a new record I believe.
Well this is the end... the end of a story... this the end... the end of a journal...
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