DJ Benvenuto the "I didn’t break the window this time" Raccoon has this to say:
What can I say.....? So much happened in such little time.
I guess I should start from the beginning.
I suppose it started in the morning when we saw that a window had been broken.
I didn’t break it this time!
WHO DID!??!
NO ONE KNOWS!??!
TO WHOEVER IT WAS:
CONFESS IF YOU’RE READING THIS.
WE WON’T TURN YOU IN!!
Then when I was going to my third period class I saw that they had moved RIA’s official bench to the EVIL SIDE.
So I managed to find DJ Skittles and I told him. We decided that the bench must be moved back come lunch and off I was to Japanese class. Not much happened in Japanese class other than the fact that I learned a cool little jingle:
“KIMITACHI NO OTOKONOKO !! HEY!! HEY!!”
Then came lunch....
At first, it seemed so normal. I went to get my “artery cloggin’ food” and on the way I noticed that the bench had been moved back as planned. I quietly celebrated...
I went to the food truck known as The Latin Bronco and came back to Riaopia..... and then I saw some fellow RIA band members, some Poss members, and some RIA followers arguing with the one they call RO-HOLE!
He wanted us to put the bench back where it had been in the morning. We, of course, refused to by arguing in a civilized manner.
Then DJ Real said something along the lines of: “Hey Buddy, we’ve been here since the beginning of the year.”
Well, Ro-hole got all “Hulk Smash” on DJ Real. That Ro-hole moved about as fast as those old legs of his could carry him. He jumped or should I say barely managed to climb out of the fire escape and got in DJ Real’s grill.
It was a sight to see. DJ Real about a head taller than Ro-hole and Ro-hole trying to look hardcore while DJ Real looked Ro-hole up and down.
Afterwards, some more arguing ensued (with the help of DJ Fuji’s most excellent b*tching) and Ro-hole threatened to blame today’s window breaking on us even though we didn’t do it!
Well, then he crawled back to his hole in the wall and told us he would call security.
We decided to move the bench. But, as we were debating over a few things while we tried to move it, BALDO ARRIVED with Ro-hole holding his hand, I think.
Baldo got all pissy. I suppose he didn’t get enough steroids this morning and he must’ve seen his shrunken testicles or something. Then he started insulting and threatening us. Like DJ Wang said, he called us “nothings” and “nobodies”.
So unfortunately, we had to move the bench. But now we have a new territory with plenty of RIA fans and trees. Sure, it smells, but there’s a small spawning pool so it might not be that bad.
Nevertheless, I still believe in fighting for our original land that we’ve had since last year.
Now, you’re probably saying: “So what are you doing to fight back?”
Well, come tomorrow morning I’m going to sick my parental unit (MAMA) on Pretty Boy and his lamester Baldo loving ways.
DJ Fuji is writing a letter to Pretty Boy and will use all of his marvelous b*tching powers on it.
DJ Real might get his parental unit to come as well.
That was a lot of typing....
REMEMBER MY COMRADES, FIGHT THE POWER!!!
(PRETTY BOY AND HIS STUDENT BODY LOVING BALDO WAYS)
One more thing, if you break a window don’t blame it on RIA, ok?
Thank you and I’ll try to fit penjis in a future song for all you penjis lovers.
You know who you are.....
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