THE DAY AFTER THE GREAT EXILE



A close-up photo of a flat tire.

DJ Benvenuto the revenge hungry Raccoon has this to say:

DAY 2
(THE DAY AFTER THE GREAT EXILE)

We have been pushed back from the frontlines.

It seems to be a temporary victory for Pretty Boy and his henchmen.

I am not discouraged and we will fight this to the bitter end.

So what happened on the battleground today?

Well, this morning I did bring my mamma.

We got to the office at 7 A.M. and waited for little Pretty Boy. We waited and waited. 10 minutes passed, 20, 30, 40, and finally 50 minutes. I was already 20 minutes late to my class and that little Pretty Boy was still nowhere to be found.

We asked where he was about 5 times and every time they told us he should be here in “a few minutes”.

Well, finally one of the secretaries told us that he GOT A FLAT TIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, sure he did...

HE WAS PROBABLY AT HOME TOO SCARED TOO COME OUT BECAUSE HE’S HAVING DREAMS ABOUT TAIWAN SENSEI (THE GRENADE-THROWING JAPANESE LANGUAGE INSTRUCTOR FROM TAIWAN) DASTARDLY DEEDING HIM PAINFULLY.

or

HE WAS IN HIS OFFICE TINKLING ALL OVER HIMSELF, TOO SCARED TO COME OUT!!!!!

Well, I went on to my class and my mom waited a little while longer to either speak with Pretty Boy or get an appointment tomorrow. Well, what happened then is she left a note for him indicating that she wanted to speak with him and she left her work number.

I suppose that after Pretty Boy cleaned the tinkle stains off of his pants he called and asked her what happened.

She proceeded to say that it was about an incident that occurred yesterday during lunch time. That coward Pretty Boy, acting oblivious, asked her what grade I was in. She said 10th grade and then Pretty Boy, being the little lamester that he is, said Mr. Fallguy handles 10th and 9th graders.

Well, she wasn’t gonna take any doo-doo from him so she told him, “Well, this involves YOU so I’ll be there at 7:45 A.M. tomorrow.” He was shocked but accepted. I also know that more likely than not 2 other parental units will go tomorrow so I can proudly say that the fight for Riaopia is not over.

Ro-hole said: “You kids can’t win!”

Well, I beg to differ, Ro-hole.

Nothing much happened during lunch time today. We ate on the opposite side of Riaopia and read Fuji’s manifesto against Pretty Boy, which will probably be in Pretty Boy’s mailbox tomorrow.

We had our WSS re-enactment in the usual spot and we still have our bench.

So they haven’t totally driven us out.

I think I have needlessly rambled enough so I will scurry off now.

So remember, if you break a window, PLEASE PLEASE don’t blame it on RIA.


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