DJ Wang, Mayor of Dance Land has this to say:
Yesterday RIA headed down to DDR with Guy the Manager (you never know when you will get a gig and we need our manager), Meta-Guy (you need protection when you go out this day in age and laser eyes come in handy in any situation), and The Funk Mistress (you always need her powers in any situation dealing with the small lamesters, she doesn’t like them much), Da Man (as big as a Hulk Smash but without the head trauma).
Well, since The Funk Mistress, Da Man, and myself were the first to arrive we claimed the DDR machine.
I went up against this little girl and we were playing Stomp To My Beat on Basic. I was playing with one foot and with my back to the screen. After that was over I decided I wanted her out of the picture. I put it on Dynamite Rave on Expert. She left and I won. Haha! Take that!
Well, when she was out of the picture I told Da Man and The Funk Mistress to hop on and they did. Despite this being only her second time playing, The Funk Mistress was tearing’ it up.
After we broke a sweat we decided to use a coupon. Yeah, that’s right, a coupon... RIA isn’t a multi-billion dollar corporation yet. We got our free pizza and our free cokes, and then back to DDR.
After we ate the pizza, DJ Fuji, DJ Hadoken, DJ Skittles, Guy the Manager, and Meta-Guy decided they would show up... two hours late.
Well we DDRed like there was no tomorrow and before we knew it was time to go. But before we left, the manager... not Guy the Manager, but the arcade manager, said the RIA crew was phenomenal with their feet works. He even gave us a free card with like 20 credits on it.
He said we must have been from another planet because we were so good. He told us that he needed to put a warning up for the mere mortals that played this game. It goes as follows:
Forbidden to use this product if your feet are seriously injured.
Stop immediately if there is abnormal phenomenon in
your foot, waist, and back when using it.
That’s about it.
Except that there was a real live 100% stereotypical lamester at the exit nearby the DDR machine.
He was a real down-and-outer flunkee.
It was a nice change.
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