DJ Benvenuto the "Improv Beatnick" Raccoon has this to snap at you:
*snap* *snap*
Hey there, all you cool cats.
So what’s been going on lately? Hmm... RIA went to Supa Fly the Wise Guy’s Partay. Me and DJ Hadoken played some rousing bouts of Air Ping Pong.
We also had a little improv poetry going on featuring DJ Hadoken as our very own Bongo Boy. There were Pretty Boy poems, dirty deed poems, lamester poems and many others.
Then we topped it all off with some lamester auctions. No RIA performances, though. Well, I think RIA gave that party an unexpected strange yet fun twist. Don’t you think so?
Another important piece of news that DJ Wang already mentioned is that apparently...
BALDO
GOT FIRED.
Something about selling cotton candy and getting wacky, I think. See kids, don’t eat cotton candy or you’ll end up with total lameness, bald, and getting bear-hugged in the slammer.
HA HA!
BALDO’S GETTING BEAR-HUGGED AS I TYPE THIS!!
TAKE THAT
MR. NOTHING!!!
HA!
He’s probably some lamester’s beeyotch.
HA!
TAKE THAT!
Oh well, enough rejoicing for now...
*ahem*
So remember, if you break a window, PLEASE PLEASE don’t blame it on RIA...... and punch Pretty Boy while you’re at it, right in the KNEES!!
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