One Shots 2
“NOW WITH EXTRA CREAM FILLING!”
A RIA Adventure
Created by riafunk.com
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| Yep. That’s the bootlegger all right. |
He is still at large.
I’m putting an A.P.B. (All Points Bulletin) on him right now!
He is WANTED!
DASTARDLY-DEEDED IF A LAMESTER!
OR SEVERELY UNPLEASANT!
Once again, if you are apprehended, disavow all knowledge of RIA.
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| What is LAO? |
Is it some word from a foreign language?
No, not to my knowledge.
You sure you want to know what LAO is?
Well, okay, look at the picture upside down!
Still don’t see it?
Fine, I’ll give you a clue.
Keep looking at it upside down...
It’s a stick figure sitting down...
Doing something.
Don’t know what it is?
Just ask one of the RIA DJ’s.
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| Yep, it’s the legendary “No Ice Cream Truck”! |
Just imagine a little boy run up to it and ask the man,
“Can I have a Mickey Mouse bar? Please?”
But the man has no ice cream.
So he yells at the little boy,
“No ICE CREAM! Can’t you read?!”
and the little boy will say, “No...” and start crying
while the driver of the “No Ice Cream Truck” screeches away.
It’s quite sad, actually.
So sad...
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| Well, I hope this picture is self-explanatory to all of you. |
It seems someone had a little accident all over the tree!
Looks like that tree is going to have some mutant tree / human hybrid
HOMUNCULI.
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| Those are the nice little cacti we planted in Riaopia. |
Sure, they may look harmless now.
And sure, they may be spineless now.
But once “Spine Season” comes around...
Yeah, those will sure make a nice addition to our inventory.
Plus, they grow back!
Yep.
Unlimited spiny-ness.
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| What is Guy the Manager doing? |
Well, he’s scaring away the cougars!
What cougars?
Well, none actually, but it’s a preemptive strike.
You never know when those cougars will come down from the mountains.
Remember, make yourself look bigger.
That scares those darn cougars away!
RIA taught you that.
RIA made you smarter.
RIA saved your life
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| That’s DJ Benvenuto holding up a paper with PEANUTMONKEY! |
Yes, it is the legendary Peanutmonkey straight from
Japanese class.
He pleasures to teach the language that Japanese has!
Refreshing paper will give knowledge.
Engrish brought to you by Peanutmonkey and RIA.
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| Who’s sexy rear-end is that? |
Why, it’s DJ Hadoken’s sexy rear-end!
That rear-end is just waitin’ for a bear-hug from the ladies!
Who wants some?
Even the lamesters want to be all bear-hugged out with rear-end...
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| These are the consequences of having that rear-end. |
Strange people bear-hug ya’ from behind.
We can’t really see DJ Hadoken’s face too well.
So let’s just hope he’s enjoying it.
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| Here we see what school security really does. |
Even though they are supposed to “PROTECT” us.
That’s all they do, hit on the student body.
By the way, I didn’t add those red circles.
The “security” guards A.K.A.
GREENBACKS
call it their sensual orbs.
Yeah, I know...
Disturbing...
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| Look people, it’s SMiLE.dk! |
RIA should be proud that they have a rare and elusive picture of these
two.
Hmm, kinda explains some of their songs, don’t you think?
“Biggest coconuts that you’ve ever seen.
Na, na-na, na naa naa.”
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A while ago, one of our friends went to France. What he found surprised him. |
RIA is somehow associated with a fire extinguisher.
This is only one of two pictures from France that say RIA.
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| Second picture of RIA in France. |
And this is the second one.
Check out the classic One Shots!
They’re classic because they’re old!
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