Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) Review



Movie poster featuring characters from Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.

DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon has this to say:

Here I am, once again.

First of all, I just want to thank all of you cool RIAOPIANS that wished me a Happy Birthday.

Well, now that I did that, I will move on to talk about some of the more interesting things that have been happening.

Well, on Monday, summer school started. No more going to sleep at 3 am and waking up at 12 pm. Now it’s go to sleep at midnight or so and wake up at 6 am. Then start falling asleep in class.

Well, some of you may have heard that I am going to that other school instead of our school for summer school and you may ask... "How is it DJ Benny? Do you like it? Are there nice benches?" Calm down there. I’ll try to answer your question(s).

Well, that other school is okay to say the least. It’s bigger than our school that’s for sure. Got any good benches? Well, the only ones I saw looked pretty old. Not good Bench War material.

Another thing I noticed was that at their pizza carts they have lines. That’s just so wrong. I’m used to the huge crowd around the little blue cart. People all around and no order whatsoever.

To elaborate, I finally found the pizza carts on Tuesday and, well, I got to the front of it but The Woodsman pointed out to me there was a line... a huge line so I just got some chips. So wrong. It shouldn’t have a line. It just wasn’t meant to.

Another odd thing about them is they seem to enforce I.D. tags unlike the dastardly dealing security guards at our school. Not only do they enforce it, they made me pay 3 bucks for it and my picture still looks as bad as ever.

Complete opposite of our school. At our school not only do you get I.D’s for free but they don’t enforce them. I miss our good ’ol ghetto school.

Now enough about school. Let’s fry up a movie review.

Well, DJ Skittles, DJ Fuji, DJ Wang, BurpingCat and I went to see Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within yesterday.

Overall, right off the bat, what did I think of the movie? I liked it. So did everyone else I believe. It was pretty enjoyable.

Now, I’ll get a little more in-depth but I’ll warn you when any spoilers come up.

The CG was really quite impressive. My only real gripe is that, I don’t know if it was me, but the mouth movements and voices seemed just a tad out of sync at some parts. But like I said, it might have just been me.

Although, the voice actors were quite good. Especially that Alec Baldwin... those Baldwin brothers, soo dreamy.

Anyway. Yeah... ummm... Yeah and that Aki Ross. Check out that CG rack baby.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIGHLIGHT LIKE YOU DID FOR THE A.I. REVIEW!!!!

You sure you want to read this? Really? Okay then.

Well, like I said, it’s a nice enjoyable movie.

It’s pretty sad at the end... EVERYONE DIES!!

Hey, if I was a real wussy lamester, I would’ve been crying.

Especially when Gray dies after having been orally serviced by Aki. Poor Gray... at least he died a happy death. He did get to... well, relieve some pressure from his... crotch... while they were in some weird off-road vehicle thing.

Only Aki and Dr. Sid survive.

Then Sid says something about the upside down snow being "warm".

Well, I hope you know what I’m talking about... you might if you saw the movie... I suppose that’s all I have to say in this little spoiler proof section.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled font color.

So go watch Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.

You’ll like it if you like video games or science fiction in general.

It’s not revolutionary (plot-wise) but it is enjoyable.

Another thing is if you do see it you’ll see the Spider-Man preview as well... which in all due honesty, sucked.

The special effects / CG just looked fake and in my opinion the Spider-Man costume was just bad. I hope they can pull it together before it’s released.

Well, that’s all I got. Expect a review of Jurassic Park III next week, hopefully. And RIA is getting together tomorrow so we’ll probably record a couple of songs.

Now... yeah...


ANNIE ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK? ANNIE ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK?


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