DJ Benvenuto the "one that wants to burn the JP3 reel" Raccoon has this to say:
In case you haven’t noticed, the
WSS Adventure
is up.
Now, yesterday
RIA & company went to see
Jurassic Park III (OOOO SCARY SLASH!! III).
We also went to
GameWorks and showed off our skills. We ended up getting
some of the best and biggest crowds ever.
We got on, but then the M.C. who was at the machine (narrating who would win at
the end of the game) ran away like a little wuss.
Well, we still played... but back to the
pile of cra... I mean
movie.
Well, was it bad? Yes...
very.
The entire movie seemed very rushed (it was and it showed).
The story was well... poop.
The ending was... ummm, how should I say? It was as if they ran out of money and
decided to end it right there.
Now you ask, “Well, were the effects good?” For the most part, yes. The whole
plane crash part seemed of poor quality to me. Some parts with the
Spinosaurus (the dinosaur which is bigger than the
T-Rex but was
made up specifically for the movie) looked quite fake. The other effects
for the most part were quite good.
Now, the story was just the
classic “save the princess” or in this case “save the
super survival specialist that is only
12 years old and was
getting
urine samples from
T-Rexes”. I’m pretty sure his name was
Eric, but I’d rather call him
BIFF THE WILDERNESS BOY! (Yes, I am
being sarcastic).
Well, good ’ole
Biff survives
8 weeks on this island. How? Well,
the scriptwriters were too busy trying to add more stupid jokes and “surprise
attacks” by the
Spinosaurus to say.
Well,
Biff becomes
little mister Vietnam Vet in no time with his homemade camo gear (
jacket of leaves) and then rescues
Alan Grant with his
gas bombs. After that they
meet up with his parents.
I’m skipping through a lot of the plot, but it’s not like it matters though.
Then they start to run from various dinosaurs including
Pteranodons. Then
poor ’ole raptor egg stealing
Billy Brennan pretty much gets
pecked to death by said
Pteranodons.
I was saying to
the
RIA crew how the movie would be so much better if
Billy had
become
Lord of the Pteranodons!! But he didn’t.
DJ Wang and I also
agreed about a few things, such as that there should have been a
jet pack wearing
T-Rex. Oh, and that
T-Rex could have been
able to change from
scuba gear to
jet pack mode.
Oh,
and the
ending?
I won’t say what it is, but they either
ran out of money or the
writers got bored of “writing” (if it can even be called that) and went
home.
So all in all,
BAD MOVIE!!!
See it if you are reaaally curious or if there is absolutely nothing else you
haven’t seen.
Worse than
Tomb Raider? I don’t know. They’re both quite bad.
Dinosaurs are cool but so are
boobies... but not
lopsided ones.
Let’s hope for the best with
Planet of the Apes. PLEASE!!
It’s gonna suck, I just know it...
IT’S A MADHOUSE!!
A MAAAAAAAAAADHOUSE!!!
I agree Charlie, I agree.
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