THIS IS EL GRAN SALCHICHON’S SITE!!
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Yeah brotherzzzz, this is El Gran Salchichon.
The official RIAFUNK BODY GUARD.
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| OoOoOooOooOh yeeeeeaah. |
And I’m also the
World Wrestling Federation Dance Dance Revolution Champion and I PITY
THE SUCKERS WHO STEP INTO THE RING WITH ME.
Now I’m going to open a challenge to ANY of THOSE DDR punks who want to
step on the PLATFORM with the great EL GRAN SALCHICHON.
But don’t expect to win.
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| CUZ I AM UNDEFEATED IN MEXICO AND JAPAN. |
And then when you’re not looking I’ll uzzzze my SALCHI-DRIVER and
it’ll be...
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| ONE, TWO, CLEAR STAGE. |
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Theeeeezzzzze here are all my WINNNZZZ and as you can see I have ZERO
LOSSSSSSSSSSES!
9,999 WINS
0 Losses
Okay, I’ll tell you that if you punks want a challenge then
DONATE A COFFEE at
and GET READY TO SEE WHAT A TRIPLE SSSSSSSSS IS ALL ABOUT!
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| OOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! |
Facts about EL GRAN SALCHICHON
Height:
5’11
Weight:
200 Libras
Birth Place:
Santa Rosa, New Mexico
Finishing Moves:
The SALCHI-DRIVER
The SALCHI-ELBOW DROP
The SALCHI-RACK
More Facts:
The only
World Wrestling Federation Dance Dance Revolution Champion out
there.
He has also been accepted as RIAfunk’s official bodyguard.
He manages his own section on this website.
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