EL GRAN SALCHICHON IZZZZZ BACK!!!!
BROTHERRRZZZZ!!
Original Wrestling Fiction
I’ve been hearin’ you want more O’ this MAN MEAAAT THEY CALL
EL GRAN SALCHICHON!!
WEEEELL I’m gonna give some more info bout MYSELF!!
OOOOH YEAH!!
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| Hey ma brotheeerrzz. |
Up top you see me posing with some of my treasurezz.
My WWF/DDR Belt and my DDR Wrestling Mexican Championship Trophy.
I HAD TO FIGHT THE HOMBRE THEY CALL EL BAILADOR,
ONE OF MEXICO’S BESSSST DDR WRESTLERRRZZ!
BUT AFTER A SALCHI-DRIVER,
HE FAILED THAT STAGE FASTER THAN A GUY ON A WHEELCHAIR!!
OH YEAAAAAAH!!
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| oooOOOH YEAH!!! |
IT DON’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!!
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| THE SALCHI-RACK will get you no matter who you are. |
Here you see DJ BENNY volunteering,
but you SUCKAZZ wouldn’t stand a second against
MY SALCHI POWERZZZZzz!
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| THE SALCHI-ELBOW DROP!!! |
OOOH YEAH!!
TRIPLE SSSS CALIBUR PAINZZZZ!!!
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| WATCH how I celebrate my winzz over my opponents’ limp bodies. |
ALL THEY SEE IS “E” AND WISH THEY COULD BE ME!!!
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now back to the blog...
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now back to the blog...
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| Loooook how I scream, watch how everything blurs. |
The SALCHI-SCREAM will make your ears BLEEeeeed!!
ALL you ladies interested in getting a piece of SALCHICHA?
I’m sorry to say this but SALCHICHON has his very wonderful
SALCHI-WIFE!!
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| OH YEEEEAAAH!! Lovely woman!!! |
You best keep your handzzz off you punkzzz!!
Or I’ll Salchi-Rack you till you can’t dance!!
You punks should already know but here izz the Coffee link:
BUY ME A COFFEE
OOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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