To: The Jock



A football bounces on the ground as a football player misses the catch.

The Funk Mistress has this to say:

In reply to “(no subject)”.

Okay, first things first. Our school’s football team is #1? Hah! I suppose that’s the rank we get when we (oops, you!) lost 42 - 0. But we’re the losers right? Super Bowls don’t even go that high.

Second, I resent being told that I need an education. Specifically, I don’t like being told to get an “educatoin”. Yeah, we’re stupid right? You can’t even spell! But, hey, you started this. So now I’ll just inform you how stupid we in fact are.

I happen to have taken an AP class with DJ Wang and DJ Hadoken last year. This year we are taking at least two AP classes each. And almost all our classes are honors classes. Almost all the band and poss members have been in the top ten percent each year since arrival. And to top that off, almost all of us were top scorers on the FCAT and Florida Writes.

Add to that the fact that almost all of us were in the top 4.5% of all United States Highschool Students. We all got the letter in the mail. But we’re stupid, right? Right? No, I think not.

As far as having a life goes, we have one. I mean, last time I checked I had a pulse. Wait, hang on. Yeah, it’s still going.

Oh, wait, you mean, I have no life cause I actually have fun? No, wait that can’t be right. Hmm.

Oh you mean, YOUR definition of fun. No, I’d rather not destroy my brain engaging in jock-like activities.

I’m rather happy roofing stuff during lunch, re-enacting West Side Story (hmm, gang stuff... maybe you could relate?) and actually having a fun time.

Go ahead, act all “hard” like we care.

Heck, it’s probably the closest thing to hard you’ll ever be.

You know, we didn’t force you to come to this site and we didn’t tell you to look at us during lunch.

You don’t like us. There are an infinite number of other directions to look in. Pick one and focus on that. Then you won’t have to deal with us.

We don’t run up to you and tell you just how much the football team sucks. You want to be on it, that’s your business.

The only reason we are even saying anything to you is cause you started on us. I’m not saying we don’t act weird, cause we do.

But we’re having fun and we aren’t hurting anyone. Who are you to judge us? You need to pick your battles better and stop harassing us cause we didn’t do anything to you.


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