Mega Man X4 (1997) Review



Mega Man X4 package artwork.

DJ Wang the "Take this Mega Man X4!" has this to say:

Well, here I am in business class again... so sleepy...

I’m dressed in business duds. Shirt, tie, slacks, and nice shoes. I couldn’t do the last part. I had my dirty dirty blue Vans. So I asked my friend Da Man to loan me his nice business shoes. They are black and shiny!

WOO! SHINY!

Well in reference to my name title, “Take that Mega Man X4!”.

I indeed managed to smack up all the bosses in a weird fashion. Not using weakness weapons. I used Zero’s Z-Saber to smack people up.

Zero is definitely better than X. Zero sounds and fights like a WINNER.

He spouts off lines like...

IT’S NOT OVER YET!”,

“HAI YA!”, and...

“Hai! Hu! Ha!”

...as well as using a lightsaber.

X on the other hand sucks. He is such a lamester.

“It’s time to get serious.”

Doesn’t that sound like a lamester?

And his “Take this!” when he shoots his wussy X-Buster and “Ha Ha Ha” when he climbs walls.

Zero can beat any boss without using the special weapons. X cannot. Unless there is a boss whose weakness is getting lamester-fied, X doesn’t stand a chance.

I can’t wait till 2:30.

Then I can go running out of school like how Drew Carey does on a regular basis.


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