DJ Benvenuto "It’s amazing how lazy I am" Raccoon has this to say:
It’s not an illusion.
There are two Funk updates in one day. It’s mind blowing.
I felt obligated to update as well, because of the complete lack of
updates in the past two months or so. Therefore, I am here, typing, for
you, when I should be doing homework.
Like DJ Hadoken said, we have taken to bombarding the school windows with various liquids. It all started when the school decided to cut back on the “ICE TEA BUDGET!!!!” Instead of Nestea, they started selling Ice Tea made by Velda in these interesting plastic bottles.
BurpingCat and company showed us how to take advantage of this new container and we took full advantage. This bottle is easily popped by stepping on it. And not only does it make a loud noise, but it manages to spew all of its contents in a crazy wave of mystery liquid.
We’ve taken to mixing various different liquids into those bottles and have successfully covered the windows in caramelized droplets of that stuff.
Like DJ Hadoken said, we have taken to bombarding the school windows with various liquids. It all started when the school decided to cut back on the “ICE TEA BUDGET!!!!” Instead of Nestea, they started selling Ice Tea made by Velda in these interesting plastic bottles.
BurpingCat and company showed us how to take advantage of this new container and we took full advantage. This bottle is easily popped by stepping on it. And not only does it make a loud noise, but it manages to spew all of its contents in a crazy wave of mystery liquid.
We’ve taken to mixing various different liquids into those bottles and have successfully covered the windows in caramelized droplets of that stuff.
I managed to give the bottle an upward tilt by putting a
rock under the mouth of the bottle and The General adds the
manpower needed. It’s really quite interesting to watch all that
liquid gush out and hit the windows.
What will we think of next..?
Commando... quite a movie.
Commando... quite a movie.
RIA and crew saw it on Friday at DJ Hadoken’s house. It
is pure 100% unadulterated Colombian- hating JOHN MATRIX. (a.k.a
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER).
After that movie was over, I felt like I needed to invade
Colombia. Scene after scene of JOHN MATRIX killing
Colombian after Colombian.
Let me set up an average scene for you:
Let me set up an average scene for you:
John Matrix:
GOOD MOHNING! Ah ju Colambiahn?
Soldier 1:
Que?
Soldier 2:
SI!
Soldier 3:
ES EL DIABLO!!
SANTA MARIA MADRE DE DIOS
NO ME QUIERO MORIR!!!!
SANTA MARIA MADRE DE DIOS
NO ME QUIERO MORIR!!!!
John Matrix:
COMO ESTAAAA!!
*Kills all three of them for the sole fact that they spoke
Spanish and looked remotely Colombian*
That is pretty much the whole movie.
Between all the killing there is a plot, though.
Alyssa Milano was kidnapped and (since Tony Danza is unavailable
at the moment) Arnold Schwarzenegger A.K.A. John Matrix has to
strip down to his speedos and get her back.
While hunting her down, he must deliver as many cheesy lines as possible. Like after killing some guy on a plane they had boarded, he tells a stewardess to excuse his friend because he was “dead tired”.
Trust me, there is plenty more where that came from.
This is Arnold at his peak, I think. Don’t get me wrong, Collateral Damage is worth watching just to hear “I’ll show you Collateral Damage!” and “TELL ME WHERE THE WOLF IS!!” But Arnold was born to star in Commando.
Commando is such a bad movie when you think about it, but I found it so enjoyable. It’s the movie you watch when you are depressed and think things can’t get worse. Just think about how you could have been one of those Colombians killed by Arnold.
While hunting her down, he must deliver as many cheesy lines as possible. Like after killing some guy on a plane they had boarded, he tells a stewardess to excuse his friend because he was “dead tired”.
Trust me, there is plenty more where that came from.
This is Arnold at his peak, I think. Don’t get me wrong, Collateral Damage is worth watching just to hear “I’ll show you Collateral Damage!” and “TELL ME WHERE THE WOLF IS!!” But Arnold was born to star in Commando.
Commando is such a bad movie when you think about it, but I found it so enjoyable. It’s the movie you watch when you are depressed and think things can’t get worse. Just think about how you could have been one of those Colombians killed by Arnold.
Go rent it... you’ll laugh.
My views on Super Mario Bros. The Movie coming soon.
There may be a DDR tournament at Dave & Buster’s this weekend.
We maaaaaay be there.
Not sure.
I’m about to scream like a banshee...
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