Kewl Kat’s Middle-Earth War Journal
Lord of the Rings Fan-Fiction
Written by Kewl Kat (A.K.A. Southern Cowboy)
Late Monday Morning of July 1st A.D.
After months of careful planning of the invasion of Middle Earth by Kewl Kat, under watchful eyes of the RIA DJs, the date set for the invasion is July 2nd. It will be called R-Day (RIA Day). It will be the biggest amphibious landing since D-Day.
Brigadier General Kewl Kat has under his command biggest portion of the
landing forces.
The armies commanded by Brigadier General Kewl Kat, The General, The Field Marshal, and the RIA DJs clashed against the armies commanded by Gandolf, Frodo, Bilbo, and Legorias at the Battle of Lorien.
The Battle of Loriens continues, and thanks to Beowulf’s swift tactic of burning the forest, the battle could continue.
Kewl Kat and The Field Marshal swiftly crushed Legorias’s and Frodo’s armies. And then they let The General take care of the assassination of Legorias and Frodo.
Under the Southern Cowboy command would be 3 divisions of tanks. Also under
his command would be the 111st, 114th and 120th Airborne Divisions, and the
233rd and 235th Ranger Divisions.
Another army, commanded by The General, will be already on Mordor before the
invasion takes place.
And army commanded by the RIA DJs will be landing by the Gulf of Lune.
Another army, commanded by The Field Marshal, assigned by the Southern
Cowboy, would be attacking the mountains at the same time as Kewl Kat’s army
would be landing.
Kewl Kat’s army was getting near the shores of the Bay of the Belfalas. Kewl Kat ships were protected by his own personal submarine army. Past 8 o’clock, Kat’s army made landfall. And the DJs’s army made landfall few minutes later.
Early Morning of July 2nd A.D.
Kewl Kat’s army was getting near the shores of the Bay of the Belfalas. Kewl Kat ships were protected by his own personal submarine army. Past 8 o’clock, Kat’s army made landfall. And the DJs’s army made landfall few minutes later.
Kat’s army didn’t meet that many opposition. His tank divisions were
destroying everything on their path.
DJs suffered high casualties during the first hours of battle. Some of the
casualties of the DJs’s army were DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon, Uu, and Guy the
Manager.
The armies were advancing without much opposition into the mid-afternoon of
July 2nd.
The reports from the fronts of the war were very successful.
Mid-Afternoon of July 2nd
The reports from the fronts of the war were very successful.
The raid carried out by The General’s army on Frodo’s town was very
successful. What is left of the town is only ruins.
Army commanded by The Field Marshal had informed the DJs that they had
successfully taken the mountains and the towns around. So the RIA armies
controlled part of Middle of Earth.
But many of our best fighters would be fallen or wounded on the Great Battle
of Lorien. But the RIA armies wouldn’t lose on the Battle of the Lorien
because they had the greatest military strategist since Napoleon on their
side, Brigadier General Kewl Kat.
Morning of July 3rd A.D.
The armies commanded by Brigadier General Kewl Kat, The General, The Field Marshal, and the RIA DJs clashed against the armies commanded by Gandolf, Frodo, Bilbo, and Legorias at the Battle of Lorien.
Early on in this battle, the tank divisions overran Gandolf’s army. In this
bloody clash we lost many of our greatest fighters.
But it all be worth it at the end of this battle.
The fighting continues on the night of July 3rd.
Night of July 3rd
The Battle of Loriens continues, and thanks to Beowulf’s swift tactic of burning the forest, the battle could continue.
What was left of Gandolf’s army and Bilbo’s army combined to mount an attack
on the RIA DJs’s army, but the DJs pushed them back.
During this struggle, DJ Hadoken was mortally wounded on the head by a tank
shell.
Our glorious General assassinated Gandolf and Bilbo. What was left of Bilbo
and Gandolf’s army were taken care of by the
RIA Rangers.
Kewl Kat and The Field Marshal armies combined to attack on the armies of
Legorias and Frodo.
Early Morning of July 4th A.D.
Kewl Kat and The Field Marshal swiftly crushed Legorias’s and Frodo’s armies. And then they let The General take care of the assassination of Legorias and Frodo.
All the RIA armies reunited and board their respective boats and return to
RIAopia land.
The Middle Earth people would never rebel against RIA never again. Cuz the
RIA armies will be there to crush the opposition swiftly.
DJ Hadoken never recovered from the wound to his head, and now walks around
doing crazy dances.
Kewl Kat, The General, and The Field Marshal received the RIA Medal of Honor
for putting their life at risk for RIAopia. DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon and Uu
received the post death medal for giving their life to the RIA cause.
Until a next time, Kewl Kat is out.
Peace,
Until a next time, Kewl Kat is out.
Peace,
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