RIA INVADES DANDY BEAR
A RIA Adventure
Created by DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon
In Summer of 2002, RIA invaded Dandy Bear.
Here is what transpired!!!
Dandy Bear Let Me Count the Ways We Dirty Deeded Thee...
After driving around for 45 minutes because of my (DJ Benvenuto) poor sense of
direction, we found Dandy Bear. A car full of people (far too old to be going
to Dandy Bear by choice) rejoiced at the sight of THE DANDY BEAR!! Put
simply, we arrived.
BurpingCat had been waiting at the door for those 45 minutes and was glad to
see us arrive. I’m sure parents were starting to get suspicious when they saw
him just standing there.
Pump It Up was waiting, so we entered. Never the ones to waste a photo-op, we
posed in front of a sweet little sign.
Once inside, we felt like 10 year olds once again. Balloons, games, ball pens
and badly drawn cartoon characters were all over the place. Surely there could
be no Pump It Up, could there? Well, there was. And we played and played.
A little here...
And a little there.
Even DJ Hadoken joined in on the action.
But not before BurpingCat and I busted out with our BYE BYE BYE
FREESTYLE!!!
ANOTHER WORD FOR FEMALE DOG!
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“Surely you showed off those goods, DJ Benny,” you say.
And I say, “Of course.”
No. I’m sorry.
Perhaps this proves my point better.
All that dancing tired me out, so I decided to take a break...
And hang out.
Haha. Yeah, I know that was a bad pun...
Perhaps this awesome
H4Rdc0r3 2 c00l 2 be r34L pose
will redeem me...
So Pump It Up rules.
We came to that conclusion.
But it’s Dandy Bear, there must be other things to do...
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Some people played the motorcycle game, but BurpingCat found
Lucky & Wild and couldn’t help but get excited.
I found the robot bear and decided to dance.
BurpingCat approved.
After the intense dancing, we played a little of Sonic the Hedgehog (the
ticket redemption game).
But little did we know what awaited us...
REVOLUTION X!!!!
As some of you might remember, this is the game where “music is the weapon.”
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Aerosmith has been kidnapped and you must navigate through this...
...and a lot of THIS!!
BurpingCat claims he didn’t even know what happened... sure.
Brought to you courtesy of The General.
After that I needed to wack it...
And I did.
86 times.
What else to do?
Ride a helicopter!
Maybe hustle the Formula 1 ride.
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Or maybe ride a horse?
Yeah, watch out ’cuz that horse will make you happy.
Of course!
We should start the Dandy Bear motorcycle gang.
Check out my bike.
You can tell I’m going so fast.
One thing we found out at Dandy Bear was some information on the new Initial D
series. Not 4th Stage... It’s gonna be a side story. We managed to get a
screenshot here. It’s the little known story of the Dandy Bear racing team.
INITIAL D DANDY STAGE!!!
All that action got me tired, so I took a rest with Frantic Fred.
Soon enough, we were back on our feet playing Pump It Up.
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Meanwhile, Super Fly the Wise Guy was off fittin’ himself into a rocket.
Soon after, I crammed myself in there too.
It hurt.
Then we found a dinosaur, but it was a boring dinosaur.
There was nothing in it.
Nor was there anything on it. It was a disappointing dinosaur. There were no
dastardly deeded innocents in it. No dastardly deeded Dandy Bears in it
either...
Wouldn’t a dinosaur eat a Dandy Bear?
So it seems the night was coming to a close. However, we couldn’t leave
without one last whirling gyration inducing pose.
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So Dandy Bear was dirty deeded and Pump It Up turned out to be quite good. We
didn’t see anybody dressed up as the Dandy Bear, but we saw a robotic one.
Revolution X was amusing, but there weren’t many good games... a real pity.
However, does that mean we won’t dirty deed Dandy Bear again?
Maybe... but who knows.
THE END... OR IS IT?!?!??!!
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