DJ Benvenuto the "Felonious" Raccoon has this to say:
What should DJ Hadoken do while he’s in Japan...? What a question...
Well, here are a few answers.
• Punch some random local guy.
• Scream profanities on the street.
• Tell a local (in their own language, of course) that you don’t like their family, their culture, their currency, their face, their way of speaking, etc.
• Hang out with the drifters and get some footage of drifting, if possible, since you have seen them already.
• Interview some person on the street, much like DJ Skittles and I did.
• Go to school dressed up as Pander (from Bust-A-Groove 2) like you did for Halloween (a while ago).
• Introduce us to your host family a little better.
• Make babies.
• Make a low budget pleasurable entertainment video.
• Rap like Kewl Kat.
• Get footage of Initial D Arcade Stage for us poor people in the U.S. that will never get to play it.
• Go to a store and ask “Doko wa Harudocoro P*runo?”
• Beat up that other exchange student... I always forget his name... it was UnfamiliarDude, right?
• Ask for the nearest lamester club.
• Film yourself watching your pleasurable entertainment video that features vampires.
• Dance with your little host brother.
• When your host family isn’t around, imitate the classic scene from Strictly Business. You know... the Tom Cruise movie with Old Time Rock & Roll, sunglasses, underwear, white button-down shirt... the whole nine yards... eh, you probably don’t know. (Your lack of pop culture knowledge baffles me).
• Make babies.
• Make a low budget pleasurable entertainment video.
• Raise a cat, just like Ryo Hazuki from Shenmue.
• Raise an orphan but... raise it like a lamester.
• Eat tons of candy until you almost throw up... much like The General and I do.
• Get some dry ice and... well, you know the rest, don’t you?
• Go up to a police officer and scream, “BAKA GAIJIN!!!! BAKA GAIJIN!” (stupid foreigner).
• Surprise me.
• Dastardly deed... scare the people on your bus.
• Bear-hug Takumi Fujiwara.
• Go into fake seizures, somewhere.
• Do a one man showing of Othello on the street.
• Smash a computer monitor and dump it in some random person’s trash can... much like The General and I did...
• Hijack something and... no, been done already, forget it.
• Scream profanities on the street.
• Tell a local (in their own language, of course) that you don’t like their family, their culture, their currency, their face, their way of speaking, etc.
• Hang out with the drifters and get some footage of drifting, if possible, since you have seen them already.
• Interview some person on the street, much like DJ Skittles and I did.
• Go to school dressed up as Pander (from Bust-A-Groove 2) like you did for Halloween (a while ago).
• Introduce us to your host family a little better.
• Make babies.
• Make a low budget pleasurable entertainment video.
• Rap like Kewl Kat.
• Get footage of Initial D Arcade Stage for us poor people in the U.S. that will never get to play it.
• Go to a store and ask “Doko wa Harudocoro P*runo?”
• Beat up that other exchange student... I always forget his name... it was UnfamiliarDude, right?
• Ask for the nearest lamester club.
• Film yourself watching your pleasurable entertainment video that features vampires.
• Dance with your little host brother.
• When your host family isn’t around, imitate the classic scene from Strictly Business. You know... the Tom Cruise movie with Old Time Rock & Roll, sunglasses, underwear, white button-down shirt... the whole nine yards... eh, you probably don’t know. (Your lack of pop culture knowledge baffles me).
• Make babies.
• Make a low budget pleasurable entertainment video.
• Raise a cat, just like Ryo Hazuki from Shenmue.
• Raise an orphan but... raise it like a lamester.
• Eat tons of candy until you almost throw up... much like The General and I do.
• Get some dry ice and... well, you know the rest, don’t you?
• Go up to a police officer and scream, “BAKA GAIJIN!!!! BAKA GAIJIN!” (stupid foreigner).
• Surprise me.
• Dastardly deed... scare the people on your bus.
• Bear-hug Takumi Fujiwara.
• Go into fake seizures, somewhere.
• Do a one man showing of Othello on the street.
• Smash a computer monitor and dump it in some random person’s trash can... much like The General and I did...
• Hijack something and... no, been done already, forget it.
Wow, that’s about all I could come up with. I’ll keep thinking though...
And yeah, no bear-hugging females... or males...
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