DJ Hadoken has this to say:
Well, a Category 4 hurricane “hit” our state and we didn’t get a drop of rain.
I don’t think the hurricane ever happened. I think that it is all a plot created by Kmart, Walmart, The Home Depot, Publix, Winn-Dixie and Family Dollar to fool people into thinking there is a hurricane approaching, so that they go and buy supplies and stock up while the stores cash in and the hurricane never comes...
And all that stuff we see on the news coverage about hurricanes is fake. It’s all a ploy by those companies. Nobody took precautions* (see DISCLAIMER below!), it’s all a lie. A hoax to fool everyone in Miami. They rule our minds with TV, but the truth is hurricanes never existed, nor will they ever exist. There is no such thing as a hurricane. I conclude this, so therefore it must be the undeniable, bitter truth.
I organized the site and put all the latest updates in their appropriate sections.
If you can’t find an update, check the Past Funk.
Disclaimer!
*If you didn’t realize already, this is a joke post and
hurricanes are indeed real (they just have bad aim).
So you’d better take appropriate action when necessary!
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