BJs a Dollar
Song Lyrics
Written by
Kewl Kat (a.k.a. Southern Cowboy)
Back again with the new innovation.
It’s the year of X4.
Crackpots we called human beings are gone.
Gangsta Rap is no more.
Yeaaa b####es, the next episode was the last episode.
But yo, we got two bunch crazy mof###as in the hood
that are going bring it, Earth Style.
Mummies have taken over and they wanna destroy
our hoods, our rap music and our ghetto freshness.
But yo, don’t worry.
Raphael Thunderleaf and Mason Wolfglider will save the planet.
No, they ain’t the motherf###ers that work at your local waffle house.
So don’t f###ing shoot them, cuz they don’t got no grits or toast.
These motherf###ers are hardcore superheroes that will save our planet.
They climb the arc en route to victory.
Sure, the mummies will r### them in the a## at least a couple times.
But yo, they will triumph over evil.
They are our last resort for survival.
If they die, we’ll be stuck listening to mummy rap and beats.
Uh huh
No more mother####ing Gangsta Rap.
Instead, there will be Zombie and Mummy Rap.
You know how we do it.
That’s right kids, no more Barney toy dolls.
Tell your mommies to buy you only
Raphael Thunderleaf and Mason Wolfglider toy dolls.
Raphael Thunderleaf and Mason Wolfglider toy dolls.
So you can
contribute to their crusade
for the Earth.
If we win, no more evil demons will rule the world.
And
Dr. Philius Lightborg
could go back
to selling water in his corner liquor store.
Yeah, he’s 46 with MD, but couldn’t find no job.
Only job was in Iran, so he has MD selling liquor
and making 4.46 dollars an hour.
The Egyptian King will d##.
And our heroes will k### him tonight.
Yeah mother####er!
Try to steal my wallet, b####!
Cuz tonight the mother####ers rule and the mummies rot.
No more mother####ing pharaohs walking the desert, b####es.
Virginia Thunderleaf can stop plucking her husband’s hair and she can go
back to running the wh### house down in the corner.
Yeah, BJs a dollar, mother####er!
Please come back, Raphael and Mason!
We miss the p####graphy!
We miss the rap and ghetto freshness!
We need it back!
We want more of Raphael Thunderleaf and Mason Wolfglider.
With our combine powers, we can summon them
so they can save Earth from the evil demons!
Go Raphael, go Mason!
Go Raphael, go Mason!
Go, go!
If you can’t do it, nobody can!
So come back mother####ers
cuz tonight you rule the university!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah mother####er
West Side!
Represent!
Chinatown mother####er!
Earth Power!
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