The Funk Mistress has this to casually whisper:
Well hello. I am not dead.
I ran away from home and I am never coming back. Never ever ever - until Sunday. I have been hiding in a cave in The Big Town for a week. In a cave with DSL and cable. It is called “my brother’s apartment.”
I have been writing research papers nonstop. Except for all the times that I stopped and played The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap. Wheeeee!
Sometimes, when I am feeling very randy, I use my laptop to STEAL my brother’s DSL.
Good times. <3 <3
DJ Hadoken says that we got 1000 unique visitors this month. That seems like a cause for taking a break from homework and playing Zelda in celebration.
Ok, I must rummage for food in the apartment cave.
AND TO ALL OF YOU SEARCHING FOR “BEAR-HUG” AND
“REALLY PUNY LAMESTER PUNISHMENT” STORIES:
KEEP COMING BACK!
I WILL WRITE MORE SOON!
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