The Funk Mistress has this to nonchalantly discuss over coffee:
I have the plague.
I am not sure if it is the bubonic plague or some other plague. Maybe it is the Funk Plague? Yes, that will do. I always wanted a plague named after me. But enough of that.
I am going away on a spiritual journey. I will live as a hermit in the cave of the Master of the Space Time Continuum, my brother, Maguire.
Then, when my spirit and resolve be strong enough, I will travel to a land of horrible creatures, screaming children, smelly foreigners, and terrible tortures. Those who live to tell the tale call this hellish place “Disney World”.
After I have outlasted these trials, I will return to the cave to recover. When I emerge, I will be as a butterfly emerging from its cocoon. Except instead of pretty and colorful with wings, I will be more foulmouthed and uncouth.
Also, I have DSL now. That means I can download the dirty deeds faster than ever.
Weeee!
Go technology, go!
Final thought. I was looking through the search terms that brought people to the site and one caught my eye.
“Princess RIA.”
I have decided that I AM GOING TO CLAIM MYSELF AS PRINCESS RIA!
Who will fight me for it?
That’s right, no one.
Now BOW TO ME!!!
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