Space Ninjas



A photo of a person wearing a hoodie with a vest over it, resembling a ninja, facing a wall stacked with retro-looking data monitors.

The Funk Mistress has this to divulge unto the masses:

Apparently lots of people have been coming to the RIA site. Yay us.

And yay you for being so gosh darn clever. As for those who added us to their favorites: yay you for having such impeccable taste.

On a personal note, if any of you should happen to be pirates, feel free to leave me messages on the message board. I am always happy to hear what my seafaring brethren have to say.

Moving on, I would like to take this opportunity to discuss Deep Impact.

For those who don’t know, Deep Impact was the name given to the mission to explore the comet Tempel 1. I, along with DJ Hadoken, watched the live feed on the internet.

It was all jokes and giggles until I heard terrifying news. “Some ninjas are coming in.” Now, I have been told by many that what was really said was, “Some images are coming in.”

I, however, will not swallow their lies. The Space Agency cannot cover up the truth: the ninjas, perhaps the very same ninjas who brutally attacked my van without provocation at the local university, have made it to space.

I am going to investigate this chilling development further. I will bring more information as I receive it.

Finally, look forward to some new stories and/or art.

Yeah, I know I keep saying that, but with this new upsurge in visitors to the site (visitors who I sincerely hope will become regulars) I will actually be under pressure to come through.


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