Broken Skateboards
(A RIAfunk.com Forums Poll)
What’s better?
Skateboards : 0% [ 0 ]
Cheese : 50% [ 2 ]
Hair : 50% [ 2 ]
Total Votes : 4
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) has this to say:
Eh? Which option is better than the rest?
Top Comments
The Funk Mistress comments:
I voted hair cause mine is so pretty. I assume you are the one who voted for cheese.
DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis comments:
I vote hair because cheese can make you feel sick sometimes.
The Funk Mistress comments:
No one likes skateboards, apparently. Or at least not as much as cheese and hair.
My $15.00 skateboard HAD SpongeBob on it. Until I spray-painted all over it.
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
I considered hair but then I thought about shaving and all the inconveniences hair brings.
I settled for cheese because it makes so many things tastier. Like pizza and
burgers.
Skateboards? They’re alright, but I can’t even ride one.
The Funk Mistress responds:
Skateboards suck because they break and then lamester little emo / indie / “punk” / alternative bands sing piss poor songs about it.
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
The Funk Mistress responds:
Skateboards suck because they break and then lamester little emo / indie / “punk” / alternative bands sing piss poor songs about it.
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
I was goin’ to your house
Ridin’ on my board
Couldn’t wait to see you
But then my skateboard broke.
MY SKAAAAATEBOAAARD BROOOKE.
AVRIL WOO
DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis responds:
Our love is like my skateboard
Baby
I push my foot and then it moves
YEAH
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) responds back:
That’s a good one, but top this.
You broke my heart
Just like my skateboard
You broke it hard
just like Tony Hawk
I’m doing 1080s because I don’t have you
Giiirl, just let me grind back into your heart
The Funk Mistress comments:
You’ve got the rail for my skateboard
And I want to ride it,
I want to grind it.
I just hope I don’t break it
Like I broke my board.
UGH!
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) responds:
So you want some too?
Alright, yours was pretty good but check this out.
DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis comments:
Not bad, but do you think you can handle this?
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) responds:
Oh snap, somebody voted for cheese.
Riding on my halfpipe
it makes me think of you
You make my heart go up and down
I don’t know what to do
I ate my bagel bites
I watched my SpongeBob
but I can’t stay away
from the girl that stole my heart
I’m gonna skate to forget
Forget you
Skate to forget
Forget you
Skate to forget
Until my skateboard breaks
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Not bad, but do you think you can handle this?
You tie the laces on your rollerblades
As you say “I’m sorry”
Yeah
But baby when my skateboard broke
I walked over to the girl next door
And I’m glad I did
Yeah
Because I knew that you wouldn’t wait for me
When my skateboard broke
So baby now “I’m sorry” just isn’t enough
Because baby there’s no grip-tape on my heart
Yeah
And now I’ve got a new skateboard
Yeah
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) responds:
Oh snap, somebody voted for cheese.
It’s a tie. Cheese is just as good as hair.
As for the lyrics, you want to rumble? Fine, let’s rumble.
As for the lyrics, you want to rumble? Fine, let’s rumble.
So many late nights on the telephone
I’d go to sleep and dream of you
But when morning came
I’d get my skateboard
and ride ride ride ride ride
I had to see you
I couldn’t take it
I need you now now now
So I’ll riiiiiide
until my skateboard breaks
I’ll riiiiiiiiide
Until it breaks in half
If it takes me a thousand ollies
I’ll make it to your heart
Because I’ll riiiiiide
until my skateboard BREEEEEEAAAKS
The Funk Mistress comments:
Was that one about me?
TornadoChaser voted for cheese. F* keeping votes a secret.
TornadoChaser responds:
The Funk Mistress wrote:
TornadoChaser voted for cheese. F* keeping votes a secret.
TornadoChaser voted for cheese. F* keeping votes a secret.
How did you know?!
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
Long live cheese. Down with hair.
The Funk Mistress responds back:
Haha! I knew because I am PSYCHIC! Or because I was sitting next to you when you did it.
I like DJ Benny’s first one better.
Also, I just got my nails done. They are very pretty.
DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
Plus, I think there’s only about 4 active members on this board. That helps.
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