Funky Ghetto Christmas
Song Lyrics
Written by Kewl Kat
(a.k.a. Southern Cowboy)
Bringing the rap back to the massess!!
This is going be Funky Christmas after all.
Hadoken kick up some beats.
Rollin’ in my ’03 Escalade through streets of MIA.
Serenating every b*tch I see from Calle Ocho to Hialeah.
It’s pimpin’ time every Ghetto Christmas.
And it’s Ghetto Christmas in all the hoods.
From MIA to Compton.
All gangtas are sippin’ homemade 40 oz and rum eggnog
And Mazinger every b*tch they see.
Yo, Kat putting down for all lamesters that struggle to run Christmas
Cuz I don’t have Dracula’s babies synthetic Christmas tree
I have Mazinger real Pine Tree.
And I don’t decorate with Christmas light and balls.
I decorated with 40 watts light, beer bottles and beer caps.
We don’t throw no house parties to celebrate Christmas
We throw Dracula’s babies hood block party
With BBQ Pits and 40 oz
(Chorus)
And it’s Ghetto Christmas in all the hoods.
From MIA to Compton.
All gangtas are sippin’ homemade 40 oz and rum eggnog,
And Mazinger every b*tch they see.
It’s lonely Dracula’s babies tale from coming in the struggle
Cuz yo we don’t have fancy Xmas present
We get some cheap ass stuff.
And Ma and Pa don’t make dinner
They go get it from Camillus House or
Supermarket with Food Stamps or
Five finger discounts.
And yo, I might bling bling 300 days year
But it comes to Christmas
I’m as broke as a lamester during WWII.
(Chorus)
And it’s Ghetto Christmas in all the hoods.
From MIA to Compton.
All gangtas are sippin’ homemade 40 oz and rum eggnog,
And Mazinger every b*tch they see.
But yo, I don’t sweat it
I don’t need no fancy sh*t for Christmas
As long as I have b*tch to flamingo,
40 oz and my hand on the trigger of an AK-47
It’s Hood Rich life and I enjoy it.
Cuz I’m the Dracula’s babies KAT,
I’m a pimp in every sense of the word.
You flamingo with me and you Mazinger with wrong crew,
Cuz you don’t known what my crew from RIA are going do.
They might burn your house with Kerosene or plant dead cat on your front
yard.
So don’t flamingo with me and leave my Ghetto Christmas alone.
(Chorus)
And it’s Ghetto Christmas in all the hoods.
From MIA to Compton.
All gangtas are sippin’ homemade 40 oz and rum eggnog,
And Mazinger every b*tch they see.
(Chorus)
And it’s Ghetto Christmas in all the hoods.
From MIA to Compton.
All gangtas are sippin’ homemade 40 oz and rum eggnog,
And Mazinger every b*tch they see.
(Chorus)
And it’s Ghetto Christmas in all the hoods.
From MIA to Compton.
All gangtas are sippin’ homemade 40 oz and rum eggnog,
And Mazinger every b*tch they see.
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Reviewed by DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat):
And Ma and Pa don’t make dinner
They go get it from Camillus House or
Supermarket with Food Stamps or
Five finger discounts.
Reviewed by BlindPanzer:
WEAK
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