Playas from Miami
Song Lyrics
(parody of “Playboys of the Southwestern World” by Blake Shelton)
Written by Kewl Kat
(a.k.a. Southern Cowboy)
This is remix by me call Playas from Miami.
The original song was written by Blake Shelton
and it’s call Playboys of the Southwestern World.
Playas from Miami
This is a song
About rhyme partners
DJ Hadoken
Was a DJ I knew
Since he was fourteen
And I was fifteen
Grew up six streets
Down from me
The only two bad peaches
On our family tree
Kind of rotted and never recovered
In our puberty
Two spirits bound by desire
Well now Hadoken was smart
But he lacked decision
I was wild
With no inhibiton
Was about like mixin’
Matches and Propane
(And he would tell me)
Hey Kat
Let’s go down to Hong Kong
Chase señoritas and señoras
Drink Tequila until we get silly
Show them Hong Kong ladies
A couple of real MIA playas
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old Toyota Trueno
A fuzzy dice hangin’
From the mirror for luck
Said, Kat don’t you know?
All those little
Hong Kong ladies
Want Playas from Miami
Came around
Our eighteenth year
We found two plane tickets
The hell out of Florida
Got scholarships
To an small town
School near mainland and Hong Kong border
Learned to drink Margarita
Til the morning light
Eat Fired Beef Noodles
And drink all night
And tell those daddy’s girls
We were majoring in Tequila brewery
Ah, but my
Favorite memory
Of school
Was that night in the fall when Hadoken
Came runnin’ down the hall
Wearin’ flannel shirt and faded jeans
And cowboy boots
And a big sombrero
(And he was yellin’)
Hey Kat
Let’s go down to Hong Kong
Chase señoritas and señoras
Drink Tequila until we get silly
Show them Hong Kong ladies
A couple of real MIA playas
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old Toyota Trueno
A fuzzy dice hangin’
From the mirror for luck
Said, Kat don’t you know?
All those little
Hong Kong ladies
Want Playas from Miami
And I said,
We had a little
Change in plans
Like when DJ Benny
Got busted with jade rice in Japan
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And I said,
We get laid
When we set foot
On Hong Kong soil
See, the Hong Kong man
With the Fu Manchu mustache
Kind of stumbled on Hadoken’s
Pocket full of American cash
He said,
Can you give me ten dollars, amigo?
But all I could think about
Was drinking Tequila
When he mentioned free strippers
And jade rice
So I pointed to Hadoken and said,
It’s all his cash, please let us to go an strip bar
(Well, it was your cash, genius)
(I was just getting drunk)
When you said,
Hey Kat
Let’s go down to Hong Kong
Chase señoritas and señoras
Drink Tequila until we get silly
Show them Hong Kong ladies
A couple of real MIA playas
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old Toyota Trueno
A fuzzy dice hangin’
From the mirror for luck
Said, Kat don’t you know?
All those little
Hong Kong ladies
Want Playas from Miami
Ah, we’re still best friends.
Temporary drinking buddies.
Top Reviews
Reviewed by DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis:
Ah, but my
Favorite memory
Of school
Was that night in the fall when Hadoken
Came runnin’ down the hall
Wearin’ flannel shirt and faded jeans
And cowboy boots
And a big sombrero <------ I remember that too, those were good times.
DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis continues with this:
We had a little
Change in plans
Like when DJ Benny
Got busted with jade rice in Japan
^^^^ yeah and I remember after that we had to go bust DJ Benny out of a prison in Japan. And then we had to flee and hide in Ho Chi Minh City and that’s when things just got crazy.
Reviewed by DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat):
What can I say? Thanks for bustin’ me out guys, and DJ Hadoken, I love it when you wear cowboy boots and a sombrero.
Next time you go to Hong Kong, I’m so there. I’ll take the jade rice.
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