Cold in here.. Keep your Clothes on (Ohio Cold!)
Song Lyrics
(Parody of “Hot In Herre” by Nelly)
Written by Kewl Kat
(a.k.a. Southern Cowboy)
(Chorus)
It’s getting cold in here, so please keep your clothes on.
With a little northern wind, snow and hail, uh huh
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
(Kat)
I was like flamingo no, it’s cold again (yeah)
Yeah I should have imagined it was Ohio.
Nothing good comes out of there
There is nothing but snow and hail
And women are something to die for.
But I was invited to a party in Cleveland
And the MC was screaming that was hot
And the ladies should strip for money.
I looked at him like if he was crazy and screamed:
(Chorus)
It’s getting cold in here, so please keep your clothes on.
With a little northern wind, snow and hail, uh huh
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
(Kat)
I couldn’t believe this Mazinger kept screaming that 12 degrees warm
He was Mazinger out of his damn mind.
I took my Glock and put to his head and took the Mic
And that’s when the party took a turn for the best.
Cuz you know when Kat and Crew arrive to the party
All the ladies go crazy for the MIA pimps
Yeah cuz we are the long tongue Dracula’s babies that walk with pimp walk.
I look at the ladies and said I was sucking a boob:
(Chorus)
It’s getting cold in here, so please keep your clothes on.
With a little northern wind, snow and hail, uh huh
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
Uhh. Keep those boobs in your bra.
(Kat)
Yeah, b*tch don’t lie
You ain’t a lamester
And those clear heels
Doesn’t make you a high school skank hoe
They make you a stripper.
So assume the position around the pole
Yeah b*tch; I’m calling you an stripper
And what??
You ain’t going mess with Kat cuz you know you
Can’t hang with my crew.
Get around the pole but yo remember this:
(Chorus)
It’s getting cold in here so please keep your clothes on.
With a little northern wind, snow and hail, uh huh
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
I’m getting so cold---I want you keep your clothes on.
I’m getting so cold---I want you keep your clothes on.
Uhh. Keep those boobs in your bra.
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(Kat)
Bass bumping, booty-shaking..
Yeah it’s MIA style in Ohio
Wat the flamingo you expected?
There won’t be no Lamesters up in this sh*t
It’s straight up MIA gangsta rap
The ladies are going hog wild for Kat
And it’s time I show them a good time.
Cuz Kat is Class A Pimp and ain’t nothing better.
(Chorus)
It’s getting cold in here, so please keep your clothes on.
With a little northern wind, snow and hail, uh huh
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
Uhh. Keep those boobs in your bra.
With a little Green Fairy and Moonshine
Mix with little bump and grind
And the party will be on
Will keep it going to early hours of the morning
Cuz it’s MIA up in Ohio and it’s cold and we will keep
Our clothes on.
(Kat)
The neighbors shut down the party
But don’t worry, we can keep it going
At my club
Cuz you know this doesn’t stop until 4 days after
An MIA party doesn’t stop cuz it’s 305 until we die
We bump and grind until that liquor ends
Yo you know when Kat is in the scene
I turn girls into ladies
And I bust cherries like a cherry picker
During cherry harvest
Cuz I’m pimp with gold Cane.
So yeah, MIA, 305 until the end.
(Chorus)
It’s getting cold in here, so please keep your clothes on.
With a little northern wind, snow and hail, uh huh
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
Uhh. Keep those boobs in your bra.
With a little Green Fairy and Moonshine
Mix with little bump and grind
And the party will be on
Will keep it going to early hours of the morning
Cuz it’s MIA up in Ohio and it’s cold and we will keep
Our clothes on.
(Chorus)
It’s getting cold in here, so please keep your clothes on.
With a little northern wind, snow and hail, uh huh
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
Uhh. Keep those boobs in your bra.
With a little Green Fairy and Moonshine
Mix with little bump and grind
And the party will be on
Will keep it going to early hours of the morning
Cuz it’s MIA up in Ohio and it’s cold and we will keep
Our clothes on.
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(Chorus)
It’s getting cold in here, so please keep your clothes on.
With a little northern wind, snow and hail, uh huh
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
Uhh. Keep those boobs in your bra.
With a little Green Fairy and Moonshine
Mix with little bump and grind
And the party will be on
Will keep it going to early hours of the morning
Cuz it’s MIA up in Ohio and it’s cold and we will keep
Our clothes on.
(Chorus)
It’s getting cold in here, so please keep your clothes on.
With a little northern wind, snow and hail, uh huh
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
A lot of women in mink and fur coats drinking Scotch
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
I’m getting so cold---I want keep my clothes on.
Uhh. Keep those boobs in your bra.
With a little Green Fairy and Moonshine
Mix with little bump and grind
And the party will be on
Will keep it going to early hours of the morning
Cuz it’s MIA up in Ohio and it’s cold and we will keep
Our clothes on.
305, RIA, MIA until we die!!
KAT is back!!!
Top Reviews
Reviewed by DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis:
You know, I’ve just been served.
What a remix.
Reviewed by DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) :
Brrr. It’s nippy.
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