Let's talk Bazooka Joe Comics



A Bazooka Joe comic where Mort explains to Bazooka Joe that he dreamt of eating a giant marshmallow and later woke up to find his pillow missing.

DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis has this to say:

Since BlindPanzer is censoring us with an iron fist in his Marvel vs. Capcom thread, I say we talk about what’s really important here: Bazooka Joe Comics.

I think that a live action Bazooka Joe movie is long overdue.


Top Comments


BlindPanzer comments:
Marvel vs. Capcom... good one

Oh, and I’m not censoring, the thread was pretty lenient in that anything that stayed WITHIN topic was not frowned upon.

You can talk all you want about Spidey, Batman, Adam West, Paul Dini, the Superman cartoons, the X-men cartoon, etc. It’s only off-topic remarks I don’t like.


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) responds:
Get back on topic. I would love to see a live action Bazooka Joe movie. The script would have to be good though.


BlindPanzer responds back:
I was on topic. DJ Hadoken mentioned I was censoring, so I replied to that.


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
Stay on topic please.


BlindPanzer comments:
Have they ever explained the reason behind the eyepatch?


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) responds:
That’s more like it. I honestly don’t know. I think it’s just to make him look cooler, but who knows? Maybe there’s a very interesting story behind it.


DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis comments:
I agree. There must be some story behind it. I bet that if you read all the Bazooka Joe comics you would understand why.


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
Sounds like a plan.


RockRanger comments:
Street Fighter characters have more story than Bazooka Joe.

An image of Sagat from Street Fighter 2.


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) responds:
Not much more. Plus, Bazooka Joe hasn’t had an anime series yet. We’re all waiting though.


BlindPanzer comments:
In the Bazooka Joe website, the FAQs are worthless. The top one is “how do I get your gum out of my hair?” I would think the more pressing issue would be the damn eyepatch!


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
I’ll steal the word out of DJ Hadoken’s mouth. Conspiracy.


DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis responds:
It took me 3 days to figure out why RockRanger posted a picture of Sagat.

Because Sagat and Bazooka Joe both have eyepatches.

Man I’m slow.


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
So how long has it been since the last time you (I mean anyone and everyone) had some Bazooka Joe gum? I think I’ve never even tried it. I mainly remember the comics because of other kids that did chew gum (I didn’t).


DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis responds:
Why didn’t you ever chew Bazooka Joe gum?


The Funk Mistress comments:
He was smart not to chew that stuff. I only had to taste it once before I swore it off. It’s chalky and tastes like ass. And believe me, I know what ass tastes like.


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
While Bazooka Joe never said he liked that... as far as I can remember, I’m glad that he is being fulfilled.


The Funk Mistress responds:
Who said it was Bazooka Joe?

Who said it was a boy?


DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon II (With the Funny Hat) comments:
Uh oh.


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