Getting slam dunked



A close-up photo of the rim and backboard of a rusting basketball hoop, with a tall fence and gray sky in the background.

DJ Hadoken Exlamparaaghis has this to say:

I finally got around to updating. I always sit on the main page and say to myself, “I need to update” but then I realize there is so much I need to update with that I just say, “I don’t have time to write all that” and put it off.

Recently this entire site was deleted, as some of you may have heard from my messages on Facebook and AIM. Facebook, by the way, has sucked away all my internet time that I could have been using to update this site.

The site is back up now, I managed to recover about 80% of everything, but the Art section is still down. I managed to recover all the most important stuff, so that’s what’s important. I still have all the artwork backed up and uploaded on the server, just haven’t had time to set up the art gallery software.

I took that as a message from the Ancients, that, I must continue to update once again.

Speaking of sites being shut down, Geocities is shutting down on October 26, 2009. Yes, that’s right. Geocities is finally disappearing. I think they finally realized that offering only 15 mb of webspace and 4 mb of bandwidth per hour is a pretty lamester strategy in the year 2009. That means that our song “HTTPWWWDOTGEOCITIESDOTCOMSLASHRIAFUNK” will no longer reference an actual site because Geocities will be gone.

So, on October 26, 2009, http://www.geocities.com/riafunk will no longer exist.

But you will still be able to see the site intact, by visiting http://riafunk.com/Classic/ or checking out our Links Section.

Edit from the future: I took the Classic section down (along with most of the site) when I “upgraded” the website to WordPress in 2019. The site was getting slammed with spam because the software, server, etc were getting old. So I had to take most of the site down and upgrade to counter the incessant spam. So a lot of the old posts vanished for awhile, but most of what was in the Classic section now lives on again here at riafunk.blog.

Until my next update, here is a message that Sorpaculips asked me to tell everyone after last year’s Olympics in Beijing, where Sorpaculips challenged THAT WELL-KNOWN OLYMPIC BASKETBALL PLAYER to a one-on-one basketball match:

Sorpaculips’s Message

The game ended after 1 point because every time Sorpaculips scores a slam dunk, lightning bolts shoot from out of his brain, and every score he makes is a slam dunk. So this time, everyone including THAT WELL-KNOWN OLYMPIC BASKETBALL PLAYER and excluding Mandangar (Sorpaculips’s son), were stricken with 10th degree burns from the subsequent lightning bolts that came out of Sorpaculips’s brain when he scored the slam dunk.

And I think that in Sorpaculips’s message, he’s referring to what happened after he scored the slam dunk. As THAT WELL-KNOWN OLYMPIC BASKETBALL PLAYER lay severely burned and squirming on the floor, cursing in broken English, Sorpaculips picked him up and slam dunked him. After he slam dunked him, more lightning bolts came out of his brain.

What a match-up.


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