How to tell the NFT Joke
A Hilarious How-To for NFT Enthusiasts
Here are some STEP-BY-STEP instructions on how to tell the NFT joke.
With bonus variations!
The NFT joke was minted by DJ Hadoken 7.
Basic Version
1. Go up to the NFT enthusiast that you’re going to tell the joke to.
2. Then you ask, “Hey, I heard you’ve got NFTs. Is that true?”
3. They respond, “Yeah, yeah, I’ve got NFTs!”
4. Then you say, “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that...”
5. They ask, “Why?”
6. You respond, “Because you’ve got Non F’able Test***es.”
Doctor Variation
1. Go up to the NFT enthusiast that you’re going to tell the joke to
2. Then you ask, “Hey, I heard you’ve got NFTs. Is that true?”
3. They respond, “Yeah, yeah, I’ve got NFTs!”
4. Then you ask, “Oh, what’s the prognosis?”
5. They ask, “What are you talking about?”
6. You respond, “Does the doctor think you’ll recover from your Non F’able Test***es?”
Gross Variation
1. Go up to the NFT enthusiast that you’re going to tell the joke to.
2. Then you ask, “Hey, I heard you’ve got NFTs. Is that true?”
3. They respond, “Yeah, yeah, do you want to see them?”
4. Then you say, “Oh, that’s gross man! No!”
5. They ask, “What’s gross?”
6. You respond, “I don’t want to see your Non F’able Test***es!”
Keep ’em Away Variation
1. Go up to the NFT enthusiast that you’re going to tell the joke to.
2. Then you ask, “Hey, I heard you’ve got NFTs. Is that true?”
3. They respond, “Yeah, yeah, let me show you!”
4. Then you say, “Oh, no! Please, no! Keep ’em away from me!”
5. They ask, “What’s wrong?”
6. You respond, “I don’t want to catch a case of Non F’able Test***es!”
Chop ’em Off Variation
1. Go up to the NFT enthusiast that you’re going to tell the joke to.
2. Then you ask, “Hey, I heard you’re gonna sell your NFTs. Is that true?”
3. They respond, “Yeah, I’m thinking about selling them now.”
4. Then you ask, “Oh, so are you just gonna chop ’em off with like scissors or something? Do you already have some strong anesthesia?"
5. They ask, “What are you talking about? Chop what off?”
6. You respond, “I’m talking about your Non F’able Test***es!”
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