Jokes about Spinosaurus
Spinosaurus Jokes to Tickle your Spine-o-Bones
Here at riafunk.blog we’ve been busy dusting off jokes from Spinosaurus fossils that we have unearthed at the construction site of our new blog.
This has turned out to be a massively ridiculous discovery of the world’s most significant deposit of fossilized Spinosaurus jokes.
The site manager, who is a dropout of the Paleontology major at the local university, told construction operatives and skilled tradespeople the other day that based on initial finds, these fossils hold significant comedic value.
To safeguard the discovery, the fossils found are being kept inside of the desk of Dr. DJ Hadoken 7 the Fake Paleontologist, inside of the construction site office.
We’re proud to have made this paleontocomical discovery and will be updating this page as more jokes are uncovered, so please add us to your bookmarks.
These jokes were written by
Dr. DJ Hadoken 7 the Fake Paleontologist.
Q. Why did the Spinosaurus cross the road?
Because it was being transported to a different museum.
Q. What do you call a Spinosaurus sky diving from an airplane without a
parachute?
A reverse dragon.
Q. What do you call a Spinosaurus with wings?
Spino SOAR us.
Q. What do you call a Spinosaurus that has big tusks, whiskers, blubber,
eats mostly fish and lives on glaciers?
SpinoWALRUS.
Q. What is Spinosaurus’s favorite zodiac sign?
SpinoTAURUS.
Q. What do you call a whiney Spinosaurus?
Spino SORE LOSER.
Q. What is Spinosaurus’s DJ name?
DJ Spin O’ Saurus.
Q. What’s a Spinosaurus’s favorite band?
Spinol Tap.
Q. What’s Spinosaurus’s favorite brand of marker?
Sharpie.
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Q. How does a Spinosaurus apologize?
It says: “Spino’s saury.”
Q. How do you say / spell Spinosaurus?
I just gave you the answer.
Q. What do you call a Spinosaurus at a flea market?
A bargain sail.
Q. What do you do if you see a Spinosaurus riding a unicycle at a
carnival?
Call a repairman to fix the Ferris wheel.
Q. What do you do if you see a Spinosaurus at a supermarket?
Come back later and look for survivors.
Q. Does Spinosaurus adhere to the flow of traffic?
Only if it’s your car that it’s chasing.
Q. Why did Spinosaurus go extinct?
Because it knew what a disaster the movie “Jurassic World” would be.
Q. What kind of coffee does a Spinosaurus prefer in the morning?
Roasted, served in a 50,000 gallon (189,271 litre) barrel.
Q. What’s a Spinosaurus’s favorite kind of pizza?
Spine-apple Pizza.
Q. What do you call a vegetarian Spinosaurus?
A really large and awkward Stegosaurus.
Q. What do you call a Spinosaurus that only eats fish?
A pesca-terrorist.
Q. What do you call a wanna-be Spinosaurus?
An Ouranosaurus with an appetite.
Q. What do you call a retro Spinosaurus?
A Baryonyx.
Q. What do they say about a Spinosaurus that volunteers at a
seaquarium?
It’s willing to plesiosaurus.
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Q. How did Spinosaurus get its name?
A confused Aquilops couple were trying to write “Spiked Noses R Us” on what
they thought was a mountainside.
In case you don’t know, an Aquilops was a cat-sized dinosaur with a
spiked (ceratopsian) nose.
Q. Why did the Spinosaurus cross the road again?
TO EAT SOME FRIGGIN’ PTERANODONS.
Q. If Spinosaurus was into politics, what political party would it
join?
The green party.
Q. Spinosaurus is supposedly the biggest predator to ever walk the
earth.
What else did it have that was supposedly very big?
A big sense of humor.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spinosaurus. (Say it real fast.)
Spinosaurus who?
SPINO SAW US... RUN!!!
Although it has had some impact on our construction progress, preserving these paleontocomical jokes is hilarious.
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