Dr. DJ Hadoken 7 the Fake Paleontologist has this to say:
Well, hello there! I see you’ve taken some interest in the Spinosaurus fossils we’ve been unearthing here at the riafunk.blog construction site. Hurry now! Come with me to the excavation camp and we’ll chat all about this sidesplitting discovery!
Oh, and if you’re one of those that wants Spinosaurus jokes and ONLY Spinosaurus jokes, I’ll leave a link here so you can skip the formalities!
Okay, so you’re still here. Come along with me now to the excavation camp! I have some time to take a break from all of this construction work and am eager to talk about Spinosaurus with you.
When I made the original post about Spinosaurus jokes way back then, it was just an off-the-cuff kind of post. I looked at the search queries, and out of the many that were there, “jokes about spinosaurus” stood out to me as being kind of quirky. So I made a post about it and that was that.
And then the site went downhill, as I elaborated in this post linked here. And then, I started to put the site back up. And when I started to put the site back up, at this point Spinosaurus was not in my mind at all. But I would soon realize how naïve I had been.
Like everything else I’m talking about in this post, you’ll just have to take my word on this next explanation. There’s no reason why I would need to make something this absurd up, anyway.
With that said, I will continue. So, after I put up a handful of posts, including the Spinosaurus one, almost immediately “spinosaurus jokes” started to show up as a search query again that was bringing up this site.
I was amused by this. It was very quirky to me. Out of all the posts that I had put up, out of all the things that it could have been (and of all dinosaur-related things it could have been, for that matter) it was none other than Spinosaurus jokes. So I promptly made another post that featured some more jokes about Spinosaurus.
I still was not thinking too deeply about this phenomenon at the time of the second post. There was a lot of things I had to work on for the site. So after I made the second post, I moved on to other business.
I then continued to repost more and more of the old Funk posts. But no matter how much I posted, when I would check the search queries, it was mainly “spinosaurus jokes” that would be there in some variation or another.
That’s when I realized the error in my ways. And that’s about the time I made this post linked here. How could I have let this site remain offline for so long? How could I have abandoned all of those people that were looking for Spinosaurus jokes? All those years that this site was down. So many people looking for Spinosaurus jokes and never finding what they were searching for.
Just as I was having this realization, a new variation appeared: “how to say spinosaurus”. Is that a thing people even look for? I thought to myself in disbelief. But it was. Because then different search query variations like “how to pronounce” or “spell” Spinosaurus started to show up.
And then I wondered. Of all places, why does this site show up? That new variation is not even joke-related.
I now understood that I had a responsibility. Not only towards OG RIAfunk fans, but also to the Spinosaurus crowd. These people know what they want. Spinosaurus and ONLY Spinosaurus. If they are going to come here repeatedly looking for Spinosaurus-related content, then it is my duty to deliver that to them.
So after I had this understanding, I made the “How to say Spinosaurus” post. I knew I needed to help those people who were having trouble pronouncing and spelling Spinosaurus.
Shortly after the “How to say Spinosaurus” post, I checked the search queries again...
I could not believe my eyes...
There was a new search query for “spinosaurus and vulture jokes”.
That’s when I knew this was serious. There was a decade-long demand for Spinosaurus that was not being met.
If I was going to provide Spinosaurus jokes, I needed UNDENIABLE CREDENTIALS IN PALEONTOLOGY. I already have conducted a few science experiments that are under my belt, like the time I measured human speed or that time I proved the law of conservation of mass. I even peer-reviewed DJ Firestarter’s Force and Acceleration scientific investigation back in the day. But I’ll admit that I have very little experience with dinosaurs.
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I watched the Jurassic World Dominion movie. And then I watched the first Jurassic Park movie again, but I didn’t finish it. I didn’t watch the Jurassic Park movie with Spinosaurus in it because I didn’t have enough time. But I got the gist of it thanks to DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon’s movie review.
I knew that all of this not movie-watching wouldn’t be enough. And I also had to find a way to make good Spinosaurus and Vulture jokes, too.
So I went to the gym and spent my time on the cross-training machine writing jokes. I would also pace around my room at night with a memo pad in hand, thinking about jokes and jotting down the best ones. I would think about jokes in the shower. And then I would write them down as soon as possible when I came out, still soaking wet.
For my master’s thesis, I intended to write a movie review about Jurassic World Dominion, but never got around to it. Finally, I earned my doctoral degree to become a true fake paleontologist.
Now, after a lengthy, painstaking “excavation”, I am ready to give visitors to this site a firsthand look at the world’s oldest Spinosaurus jokes. Click the link below for the most complete and best-preserved Spinosaurus jokes that convey the magnitude of the biggest Spinosaurus jokes ever told!
What are you waiting for? Hurry along and click the link above! I must let you go now, because I need to get back to work at the construction site. I hope you will enjoy your visit to one of the largest and most unique fossilized Spinosaurus joke collections in the world!
Oh, yes! I’m also preparing something special for the Spinosaurus and Vulture jokes. I’m confident that soon we will be able to prove that fossilized bones with jokes that include vultures are, in fact, an entirely unique species of Spinosaurus jokes!
So please, stay tuned!
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