Spinosaurus and Vulture Jokes
More Spinosaurus Jokes to Tickle your Spine-o-Bones
Ever since we unearthed a trove of fossilized Spinosaurus jokes at our blog’s construction site, fossil enthusiasts have started to show up looking for jokes about Spinosaurus that specifically feature vulture.
An on-site construction worker told the site manager, who is a dropout of the Paleontology major at the local university, that initially they didn’t notice anything unusual about the excavated jokes until an avid fossil enthusiast ran over and pointed out the vultures within, revealing that they were not ordinary Spinosaurus jokes.
Obviously, these paleontocomical tourists will settle for nothing less, so, Dr. DJ Hadoken 7 the Fake Paleontologist has separated all jokes about Spinosaurus that feature vulture and moved them to a safe and secure special exhibit, where visitors are allowed to come face to face with the remains of these ancient gags.
Fascinating new research suggests that when it comes to fossilized Spinosaurus joke discoveries, Spinosaurus and vulture jokes may rule supreme.
These jokes were written by
Dr. DJ Hadoken 7 the Fake Paleontologist.
Q. What do a vulture and a Spinosaurus have in common?
A lot of time between them.
Q. Do paleontologists know why Spinosaurus travelled with vultures?
The answer is still up in the air.
Q. Why is it so cheap to buy a vulture when it’s sitting on top of a
Spinosaurus?
Because it’s on sail.
Q. What do you call a Spinosaurus and a vulture with road rage?
Carcussin’.
Q. If Spinosaurus and vulture went to a hair salon together, what
hairstyle would they get?
Mohawk.
Q. What was the vulture looking for before it met Spinosaurus?
Leftovers.
Q. What do you call a vulture that hangs out with Spinosaurus?
Never too hungry.
Q. Why is a Spinosaurus with a vulture considered so well-mannered?
Because it always cleans up after a meal.
Q. Why were flights cancelled after the Spinosaurus and vulture arrived at
the airport?
Too much carrion.
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Q. What do you get when a vulture and a Spinosaurus make a nest together?
Scrambled eggs.
Q. What would Spinosaurus name a new fast food chain designed for
vultures?
Sloppy Seconds.
Q. What does a vulture say when it’s interrupted a Spinosaurus’s dinner
time?
It says: “Please, carrion.”
Q. What does a vulture say to a Spinosaurus that’s trying to steal its
meal?
It says: “I can’t condorn that.”
Q. Why didn’t the vulture let Spinosaurus bring its kids to dinner?
Because there would be nothing left over.
Q. Why does Spinosaurus like to frequent all-American bars that are full
of vultures?
Because it likes to get a buzzard.
Q. A Spinosaurus walks up to a vulture at a cocktail bar, when the
bartender asks the Spinosaurus for its order, what does it say?
It says: “I’ll have a Giblet.”
Q. Why is the Spinosaurus annoyed by prehistoric vultures?
It doesn’t like raptors.
Q. 2 big rigs + 1 Spinosaurus + 100 vultures, what do you got?
A Spinosaurus on roller skates with a flying entourage.
Q. What do you call a Spinosaurus holding a mop made out of two vultures
on a trampoline?
Spring cleaning.
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