Stomp and Gobble!



A digitally rendered image of a man who is holding a microphone on a stage at a live concert, with a large Spinosaurus that is opening its mouth and bearing its teeth next to him, and multicolored spotlights above them.

Stomp and Gobble!
Spinosaurus Rap Lyrics

Written by
DJ Hadoken 7
and
Spinosaurus


Chorus
Stomp and gobble! GROWL!
Stomp and gobble! ROAR!
Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble!
ROOOAAARRR!!!


DJ Hadoken 7
Yo!
Who could have known that I’d gobble my first million
Tellin’ Spinosaurus jokes like some homepageless mother####er?


Spinosaurus
GROWL!


DJ Hadoken 7
Stompin’ for some spare change off a website
On some corner of the internet?

The joke addicts gobble this coprolite up
Because yo!
Spinosaurus is the #1 dinosaurus

That’s a fact
All other dinosaurs
Are just a bunch of dino b##ches


Spinosaurus
ROAR!


DJ Hadoken 7
Hey, b##ches! Keep your coconuts on
When Spinosaurus stomps by
Don’t forget it’s you
He wants to terrorize

We up in the B.C. b##ch!
Is that a stone club in your hand?
You must have gobbled up that coprolite
Cuz your brain’s stomped up like sand


Chorus
Stomp and gobble! GROWL!
Stomp and gobble! ROAR!
Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble!
ROOOAAARRR!!!


DJ Hadoken 7
Yo! It’s Spinosaurus!
And we got Vulture up over there!


Vulture
RASPY HISS!


DJ Hadoken 7
Look at me now!
Ridin’ way up high!
On the sail of a Spinosaurus!
I can touch the sky!
Because I’m so high up here!

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Spinosaurus
ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!


DJ Hadoken 7
Oh yeah!


Spinosaurus
ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!
ROAR! ROAR!


DJ Hadoken 7
Uh huh!


Spinosaurus
ROOOOOAAAAR!


DJ Hadoken 7
Uh huh!
Spinosaurus gobble ya up!


Chorus
Stomp and gobble! GROWL!
Stomp and gobble! ROAR!
Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble!
ROOOAAARRR!!!


DJ Hadoken 7
Yo!
What do you call it when you see more than one Spinosaurus peelin’ onions?
A sight for Spinosauri, b##ches!


Spinosaurus
ROAR!


DJ Hadoken 7
All jokes aside
Other rappers come to me askin’ if they can gobble up some money
I say, “Yo! I’ve only got a million dollars!
You gotta have more than me!”

Hahaha!

My flow stomps like a Spinosaurus
You gobble up my words
Stompin’ out some hysterical genius
From fossilized dino turds

That’s coprolite for you
A Cretaceous delicacy
Addin’ some flavor to those jokes
That you gobble up so readily!

Yo! I’m the joke dealer
And you the joke addict
Oh, do you want some more Spinosaurus jokes?
Hey hey, you gonna get gobbled
If you don’t pay
Cuz jokes ain’t free, mother####er!

Sooner than later you’ll be fossilized
They’ll be findin’ more jokes
Before the paleontologists realize
It’s you they stomped out of some Spinosaurus coprolite

You’re so addicted to my prehysterical gags
That you stomped into a mental institution
Just to beg other jokeaholics for cash

I’m the #1 joke dealer
In all things Spinosaurus
And buyin’ platinum grillz for my Spinosaurus
Ain’t even an issue
So many dentists with no arms
It’s just the price to pay
When you’ve got a Spinosaurus that likes to gobble
Every fittin’ day

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Spinosaurus
ROAR!


Chorus
Stomp and gobble! GROWL!
Stomp and gobble! ROAR!
Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble!
ROOOAAARRR!!!


DJ Hadoken 7
Hey!
Did you forget that a Spinosaurus was still there?
When you screamed for a psychiatrist
After you saw two spiny Spinosauri
Stompin’ and gobblin’
as they were makin’ Spino babies?

I’m sorry to say this but
Yo! The circle of life
Doesn’t include you in the equation
When you’ve seen spiny Spinosauri
Stompin’ and gobblin’ to Spino temptations

I heard this from the farmer
That was chasin’ you away
Just before he got stomped by a Spinosaurus:

“Stay away from the chicken coop
There ain’t no chickens left in there.
Because they all got gobbled up
When Spinosaurus laid its eggs everywhere.”


Spinosaurus
ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!


Chorus
Stomp and gobble! GROWL!
Stomp and gobble! ROAR!
Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble! Stomp and gobble!
ROOOAAARRR!!!


DJ Hadoken 7
Uh! Uh! Yeah!
That’s right, Spino!


Spinosaurus
ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!
GROOOOOOWL!


DJ Hadoken 7
Yeah!

Here’s some advice to all the joke addicts
Just drop your wallet and run
When you hear the Spinosaurus stomp
Because not even this hysterical genius
Can invent enough floss to pick out the pieces
After you’ve been gobbled up alive


Spinosaurus
BUUURRRP!


DJ Hadoken 7
Hahaha!
That’s how we do it, RIAfunk style!

Spinosaurus stomps the money from the joke addicts
My bank account gobbles it up
While you’re at the pinnacle of apex envy

Because who could have known we’d stomp it this far?

Gobblin’ up so many riches.

Peace!


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