Dr. DJ Hadoken 7 the Fake Paleontologist has this to say:
Happy New Year 2025!!!
Nothing to ring in the New Year like Fire on the Moon by Aleph.
The Year of Spinosaurus comes to an end, but I’d like to believe that it went out with a bang, thanks to my Primeval TV series review and my CUTTING EDGE JOURNALISTIC EFFORT reporting on the Spinosaurus situation in the upcoming Jurassic World movie.
So The Year of Spinosaurus ends, but it’s followed by the year of another reptilian creature, the Snake. The Snake is also referred to as the “Little Dragon”, so perhaps we can consider 2025 to be The Year of the Little Spinosaurus. I like the ring of that.
Actually, I want to take this opportunity to mention something that I noticed, only just recently, when I checked to see what the next animal in the Zodiac would be. Before the reconstruction effort began, the last official “Happy New Year” post on this site was in 2010, The Year of the Tiger. And the next official “Happy New Year” post after that (after the reconstruction effort had just begun) was in 2023, The Year of the Rabbit.
In case you’re not familiar with the Zodiac cycle (nor was I until I noticed what I’m about to explain next), the Rabbit is the next animal of the Zodiac after the Tiger. So 2010 and 2022 were both Tiger years and 2011 and 2023 were both Rabbit years.
That means that this site remained dormant and mostly unattended for exactly ONE ENTIRE CYCLE OF THE ZODIAC. That was unintentional. It just happened that way. Like the Mandela Effects that I mentioned before and the Slimy Gooey Banana Synchronicity, maybe there’s some deeper meaning?
Hopefully, in 2025 we’ll be able to “deep dive” (what does that even mean?) into these topics and MORE! I’ve already mentioned this in previous posts, but this whole reconstruction process has been more daunting than I initially anticipated. But in 2024, I made significant progress in regards to reviving the old posts. Not completely done with that yet, but I feel like I’ve overcome the hardest part of the preparation phase and can readjust site-related priorities in 2025. In 2025, it looks like I’ll be able to work on new stuff and revive the older posts a little more “strategically” as the reconstruction continues.
In 2024, I feel that I spent about 40% of my time working on new posts on this site and about 60% working on old posts. In 2025, I feel like it will be about 50% new and 50% old. I’m counting TCOTWAME as new-ish (“new old post”), which I already talked about in my About TCOTWAME post. Yet more hopefully, I’ll be able to finish some more chapters (if not all of it) in 2025.
Over at riafunk.com, preparation of the NEW AND IMPROVED message board is moving along nicely. But I’m going to leave those details for another post, since there’s not much I can talk about at this point in time.
Recently, I’ve started to notice some signs of the “gears starting to move” or “signs of life” on this blog. My anecdote about the Slimy Gooey Banana Synchronicity must be regarded highly as a literary work of non-fiction because, apparently, this blog has started to show up when people search for “slimy banana”. Why are there so many people searching for “slimy banana”? I have no idea.
This phenomenon is similar to what happened with the Spinosaurus jokes phenomenon. But not enough time has passed to be certain how far this “slimy banana” phenomenon will go. At the moment, it’s only a search for “slimy banana” that’s bringing up this blog. In comparison, the Spinosaurus jokes phenomenon has evolved to encompass non-joke-related Spinosaurus-related search queries as well. It’s to the point now that Spinosaurus-related search results outnumber the other queries that bring up this blog.
Yes, the various reviews and such have started to creep up in search results, too. But that’s to be expected. At this point in time, Spinosaurus-related search results still outnumber them, however.
By the way, in the past 24 hours, (yet another) apparently, this blog came up when somebody searched for “vulture jokes”. Spinosaurus isn’t even in there this time, but I’ll count it as Spinosaurus-related (further elaboration is in my Let’s Talk Spinosaurus post, in case you missed it). And since it happened in the past 24 hours, it means that somebody out there was spending their New Year’s looking for jokes SPECIFICALLY about vultures. I hope they found what they were looking for.
Oh, and don’t worry, even if this “slimy banana” phenomenon takes off, I’m not going to go off the rails with it like I did with the Spinosaurus jokes. I don’t intend to make more and more posts related to slimy bananas. There are too many other things that need to get done around here.
But the inquisitive and fake paleontologist side of me has started to feel like perhaps this is related to Spinosaurus’s diet in some way. Perhaps this is an indicator of something the entire paleontocomical world has overlooked. Could it be that, when there was no meat to be found, Spinosaurus may have supplemented its diet with tons and tons of slimy bananas? Fascinating.
In case you missed it, I wrote some rap lyrics with Spinosaurus recently. Yes, a live Spinosaurus. A lot has been going on that I haven’t been able to write about. As to how exactly we managed to obtain a live Spinosaurus, that’s a story for another post. I just want to connect this to what I wrote in the previous paragraph.
We’ve had this live Spinosaurus around for awhile now, and, to be honest, it looks more and more agitated and hungry every day. We’ve been trying to figure out what to feed it. But now I think we finally have the answer: slimy bananas.
We’re going to start gathering all the slimy bananas that we can before this Spinosaurus goes crazy and starts eating everyone around here. Thankfully, it’s still a juvenile and it hasn’t eaten any humans yet. So, hopefully, if we only feed it slimy bananas from now on, it’ll learn to crave only slimy bananas and leave everyone else alone. Barrels and barrels of slimy bananas.
If this Spinosaurus is able to survive on barrels and barrels of slimy bananas, it will support my hypothesis that Spinosaurus supplemented its diet with slimy bananas in prehistoric times, too. I’ll be sure to keep you updated on any further developments regarding this exciting paleontocomical hypothesis.
Let’s hope for the best in 2025 and for our juvenile Spinosaurus, our “Little Dragon”, to grow strong on its diet of slimy bananas.
Since my slimy banana anecdote has been received so well, I’ve decided that I’d like to follow it up with another food-related anecdote that I’VE JUST GOT TO SHARE WITH YOU. So if you’re interested in reading my STARBUCKS BIRD POOP STORY, click the link below!
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